Trump didn't tell people to ingest bleach!

What's the matter with you people! He said "disinfectant"! And there are many disinfectants that can be ingested when properly processed. Like alcohol! When will you liberals get this right! He's talking about 100% Proof Whiskey! That's what my cousin, who owns a liquor store, is saying! And his science is spotless: "Have you ever read about anybody dying of coronavirus while they are completely wasted?", he asks.

That's science!!!

Trump's remarks have created a boom in the fish-tank cleaner industry, the Clorox market, and in the Lysol-type product market. It's time to do the same for the liquor market. And my cousin is desperately trying to get a hold of Trump to show him his "Science"

It's a great political strategy for him too. Because getting people to stay on this "cure" until November might be the only way Trump gets re-elected.

Medical Disclaimer: just in case there is anybody who would actually take this seriously. Be aware that this is all in jest. So keep in mind that Medical Science has demonstrated that voting for Trump may be hazardous to your health.

But hey.... What do you have to lose?

 

I have absolute proof (no pun intended) that a glass of vodka every other night is complete protection against the virus ...
and I'm Random Guy on the Internet, so you should trust me.

 

Translation: Leftist media outlets have gotten busted for lying about what Trump said and so now they and their 'vewers' are . . . backtracking. Please carry on.

 

Trump might read your post and announce it to the world, saying what do you got to lose, probably need to post it on a far right conspiracy site though

 

I'm a craft beer person myself, and maybe my one bottle per evening helped me beat this virus. I like your thinking!

Old joke: Know why god invented whiskey? To keep the Irish from ruling the world.

 

Takes a right winger to not understand what the issue is. It's not what Trump "said" that's the problem. It's how people understand it. The President of a country that is capable of .... electing somebody like Trump to the presidency, needs to understand that it has too many citizens not bright enough to interpret what he says properly. Just allow professionals in the field say it, because they know how to not kill anybody through their remarks.

Especially after the last time he did something like this, fish-tank cleaner sales went waaaay up.

 

Is that how you understood it?

 

I have a shot of Grey Goose on a regular basis, I walk outside in the Trumpshine for at least one hour per day and have yet to catch the Chinese virus so I guess your president is correct.
MAGA

 

The Donald wants to heal people with tanning beds and bleach.
I can hear millions of Coronaviruses laughing at him.

 

Let's see now . . . universally the blatantly politically motivated and leftist controlled Mainstream Media deliberately lied about what Trump said and that's WHY people 'understood it' the way in which they did. Still wondering why the MSM earned the label of Fake News?

 

The only people who understand it the way leftists do are other leftist, so I'm good. And they won't do anything Trump says anyway.

 

No. I assume everything Trump says as a lie until proven otherwise. So I'm safe. How about you? Are you at risk?

 

Trump was referring to a study of UV light that kills micros in the blood but he botched it up lol

 

I was going to pour a bottle of drano down my rectum lol

 

Actually, it is not what Trump says. It is what the left claims he said.

In other words, you write counter to your own signature. If you take a position prior to even hearing the statement, that is not taking a long time to research the validity of your arguments.
"NB: It took me a long time to research the validity of my arguments, and I suggest you do the same. Please refrain from responding if the only argument you can come up with is a Conspiracy Theory."

 

Please quote this "lie" by the MSM you speak of that makes people think he meant we should ingest bleach (or whatever it is you're saying). Just so we know what it is you're talking about.

 

Have you spoken with anyone who claims to have understood it that way?

 

"As millions of Americans obviously know, this was a horrible suggestion, given that disinfectants like isopropyl alcohol, bleach, and cleaners such as Lysol and Clorox are highly toxic and are not safe for internal use. "
https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2020/04/donald-trump-lysol-coronavirus-warning

 

I have spent over three years researching Trump. "Assume he lies until proven otherwise" is the only valid conclusion possible that all research points to.

 

"the only valid conclusion possible". "all research points to". Two exaggerations in one sentence. You just can't help yourself.

 

I don't speak to dumb people if I can avoid it.

 

Just as I thought. You can't quote any "lie"

 

So we've established that you're defending people that you imagine exist from being confused by something you imagine someone said.

Any other conversations you've had with yourself that you'd like to share with us?

 

Trump did not mention bleach, Clorox or Lysol. You can deny it is a lie, but it had nothing to do with what Trump said. It was purely made up, which is a lie in my book.

Hillary Clinton tweeted: “Please don’t poison yourself because Donald Trump thinks it could be a good idea.”
https://mediarightnews.com/politifa...uld-inject-themselves-with-bleach-or-alcohol/

 

What are you talking about? Who am I "defending"?