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  1. awesome bossum

    awesome bossum Banned

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    [video=youtube;9ITKoRfmNtg]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ITKoRfmNtg[/video]
     
    awesome bossum, May 15, 2016
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  2. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Smartmouthwoman, May 17, 2016
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  3. Sundance

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    Haha, I hate that moment.
     
    Sundance, May 17, 2016
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  4. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Good morning, Sundance. Glad to report we've made it to humpday!

    [​IMG]
     
    Smartmouthwoman, May 18, 2016
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  5. Statistikhengst

    Statistikhengst Well-Known Member

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    OLA!!!
     
    Statistikhengst, May 18, 2016
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  6. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Que paso¿
     
    Smartmouthwoman, May 19, 2016
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  7. AboveAlpha

    AboveAlpha Well-Known Member

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    You still have that gun to your head?? LOL!!!

    Hey....there is always next year!!

    AA
     
    AboveAlpha, May 19, 2016
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  8. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Haven't been around much... guess it is time to change it. Where's that pic wrench?
     
    Smartmouthwoman, May 19, 2016
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  9. RPA1

    RPA1 Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Me neither...good to hear from the 'barkeep'....Been waitin' fer a boilermaker....(thumping index finger on bar).
     
    RPA1, May 20, 2016
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  10. Foolardi

    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    I want one,I want one Mommie.Really really,no kiddin'.
    Can I Mommie,Can I ,Can I,have me one. ?
    Well Harold,what is it Now.
    What do you gotta havta have.? Today.
    Well Mommie,it's like this.I saw on the Internet over at
    Bobbies house yesterday,this really cool thig-a-ma-jig.
    Harold,What did I tell you about them thig-a-ma-jigs.
    They just devices.Like those old hair clippers I used for your butch haircuts.
    You dint seem to mind not likin' them an awfull lot.
    But this is different,like Mommie.This thig-a-ma-jig is cute and
    it ain't heavy like those 3 pound old hair clippers.Plus I think they
    gonna make ones that like Meow er somethin'.
    Ok Harold.What is it.
    It's a Mosquito { did I say it right ? } Drone.
    Is what Mommie.
    Well can I like.Huh.
    Ok Harold ... go and get last years Sears & Roebuck Christmas order
    catalog and we'll see what they got.
    I done already checked Mommie.No Luck.
    maybe you dint look in the right place.
    Look under space age spy wear for Kids.The kind that Mommies,
    like me use to help file for divorce.
    Okey Dokey ... Mommie.Sure thing.
    Over and out,Like ... Mom.
     
    Foolardi, May 20, 2016
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  11. AboveAlpha

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    There was a song written a while back I think called...I don't like Mondays.

    About this kid who shot everyone in his class and when they asked him why he did it he said..."I don't like Mondays."

    AA
     
    AboveAlpha, May 20, 2016
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  12. Foolardi

    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Who wrote the song and what record Label produced the album { or 45 rpm }.?
     
    Foolardi, May 20, 2016
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  13. AboveAlpha

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    I had to look it up.

    The Boomtown Rats.

    AA
     
    AboveAlpha, May 20, 2016
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  14. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Boiler makers all around. I'll stick with tequila. ;)

    Leaving for the coast tomorrow. Vacation Checklist: toes & fingers

    Check

    [​IMG]
     
    Smartmouthwoman, May 20, 2016
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  15. Texan

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    You're not my wife's secret identity, are you?
     
    Texan, May 21, 2016
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  16. Foolardi

    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Name this Living Icon who once said of himself.
    " I have to protect ***** ***** ,he is 9 years old and I have to live with him. "
     
    Foolardi, May 22, 2016
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    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Here's a more taxing Who Is he.
    " If you covered him in garbage,he would style have style."
    However this Hollywood actor once said :
    " A woman, a dog and a walnut tree.The more you beat them
    the better they be. " Also.
    " My own desire as a boy was to retire.That ambition never changed. "
     
    Foolardi, May 22, 2016
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  18. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Good Morning, land lubbers. Woke up to this scene.

    [​IMG]

    Niiiice.
     
    Smartmouthwoman, May 23, 2016
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  19. Foolardi

    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    C'mon Folks give it a go.This Famous Hollywood Icon { who everybody knows of }
    was a Director,Writer and Actor.Sang a little.Well cut one song.
    Um ... yes,he was jewish.Like Albert Einstein he was Born Jewish.
    But stated in an interview that his I.Q. was 174.That tops Eisntein at
    160.Also Charles Darwin { 165 } and Copernicus { 160 }.
    Wolfgang Amadeus { 165 } and Rembrant { 155 } and Immanuel Kant { 175 }.
    Hold it 175 is greater than 174. I guess I'm - Cracking Up - is all.
    Name this 9 year old jewish adult with an I.Q. of 174.
    This is if it tain't too taxing.
     
    Foolardi, May 24, 2016
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  20. Collateral Damage

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    Fine, rub it in..... I won't be seeing that type of scene for a while...




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    Collateral Damage, May 25, 2016
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  21. Foolardi

    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    This Pop stand has lost it's fizz,is what.Has about as mush pizazz as
    a wet firecracker on Washington's birthday.Or Memorial Day.
    What gives. It's s'not the weather.Maybe it's the food.
    I hear lunch recently at the Smarty's lunch counter is getting kinda soft.
    No more crunch to the eats.Like everything turned into cream puffs.
    Even the chicken fried steak.
    Not Goot.No Sir,Ma'am.
     
    Foolardi, May 26, 2016
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  22. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Oh quit yer (*)(*)(*)(*)(*)in, foolie. If you tipped better, maybe we'd have better entertainment. :p
     
    Smartmouthwoman, May 26, 2016
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  23. Foolardi

    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Quit My { me } what ? What if I ain't no quitter.I think I learned that
    in grade schaskool.I made doubly sure by checking the lost & found.
    Nope.Weren't nun a me cub scout merit badges there.
     
    Foolardi, May 27, 2016
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  24. MrNick

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    Dude did you get a new phone and are trying to figure it out or are you having a stroke?
     
    MrNick, May 27, 2016
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  25. Foolardi

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    No did You ?
     
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