Mental Masturbation

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  1. uncouth

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    ... ever hear that before? I've heard it a lot, usually from people who don't seem able to make or refute an argument.

    The question I have is this: What's wrong with mental masturbation?

    Would you prefer mental intercourse. You want to get skull ****ed? Is that what you're trying to tell me?

    I mean, if I'm masturbating, at least I'm only doing something unproductive to myself; but the person who complains about it seems to be suggesting that he(or she(usually he)) would prefer to be involved in some way.
     
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    HereWeGoAgain Banned

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    The binary numbering system was perhaps first conceived in the 9th Century BC, in China. It was studied in the 16th and 17th centuries by mathematicians in Europe. But it was just mental masturbation. It didn't have a practical application... until computers came along.

    So you never know. Today's mental masturbation could be tomorrow's revolution in technology.

    Physicists spend a lot of time masturbating.
     
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    Yeah, see, so, maybe even jacking off can be productive in the long run.
     
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    Use it or lose it.

    This applies to ur junk and ur brain. Not having a an excersize partner is no excuse to be idle :)
     

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