Sonja Semyonova, 45, claims she is in an 'erotic' relationship with an OAK TREE - after feeling a 'c

Sonja Semyonova, 45, claims she is in an 'erotic' relationship with an OAK TREE - after feeling a 'connection' while lying on top of it during lonely Covid walks

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12901379/Canadian-woman-relationship-oak-tree.html

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Sonja, a self-intimacy guide, even says that the feelings she experiences with the tree are what she has always looked for in a person...........

'I had been craving that rush of erotic energy that comes when you meet a new partner and that is not sustainable.'

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I wonder if she is simply trying to get some publicity? Or, perhaps Canada, being more enlightened than the USA and Mexico would acknowledge a marriage between her and oak.

Also, why are there no photos of the branches? Might we then understand why that particular tree is the object of her lust?

 

Throw a net over her and haul her to the home.

 

when we celebrate men who claim to be girls, and girls who claim to be men, why would we not celebrate a tree humper?

 

Weird, but not hurting anything.

 

She should be careful approaching other trees. Long time ago I read about a young boy who climbed the tree, the branch broke and he fell on a lower branch in very infortune way that the branch entered his anus. Today I am convinced the tree raped him.

 

Regardless of the veracity of her claims, I admit this story brought me a smile and even a laugh. Just imagine her taking a lover, only to then dump him for an oak tree: "Sorry honey, but I have found my true love, my soul mate -- hope you will understand"

 

1000 to 1 odds that she is a progressive liberal.

I've been saying this sort of thing is coming. Of course if Little Johnny can pretend to be Little Jenny Little Johnny can be a tree or a cat or anything he wants.

 

She could be barking up the wrong tree.

 

But how does the tree feel about this?

 

So I'm just curious how you get intimate with a tree? Do you dry hump it, use lube or anything ?

I'm confused here.

 

Olive trees have their own oil!

 

BTW this issue is more common than some would think. While this article has some errors, it describes a world class athlete (it doesn't mention her wins in Akido and other martial arts-she holds 7 different black belts) who has this syndrome as well. I know her well
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erika_Eiffel

 

Well she clearly isn't a conservative as she hasn't accused the tree of 'poisoning' Canada, blamed it for all her misfortunes or called for it to be removed.

So you confidently predicted a phenomenon that has been known about publically since the late 1970s. What remarkable powers you have.

 

takes "morning wood" to an entirely new level

 

Reading the forum this morning without my glasses I first thought it was about Sonia Sotomayor. Relieved to see its some Canadian lady.