I learn from the mistakes of people who take my advice.
Is buttcheeks one word, or should I spread them apart?
If you can't win the argument, correct their grammar.
Autocorrect is my worst enema.
Dear optimist and pessimist, While you were arguing about the glass of water, I drank it. Yours, the opportunist
Rocky mountain oysters: the original sack lunch
If you're depressed, remember: feeling well-adjusted in a deeply unjust and cruel society isn't something to be proud of.
When life gives you lemons a simple operation can give you melons.
Live so that were your life a book, Florida would ban it.
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Hey!!! I'll have you know his hands are a perfectly normal size.
Was there peace in the Mideast tho? TFG ordered a few drone strikes as I recall.
If you post it, you're responsible.
Here's a thing to consider: My pension is not large enough to pay taxes. It does not appear I'll need to pay them later, either; I've been...
So you think moral equivalency is a thing? It seems J6 was inspired by a singular guy who wanted to keep power. BLM was not inspired by dems.
I'll consider what Johnson did when anyone makes a specific accusation. This is the stuff that makes the grass grow green, fast and long.
How do you think they caught Capone?
Because otherwise he has to pleasure Marj Greene. Personally, I know not what course others may take. But leave me Marje-free or give me death!
Republicans prefer to disregard it altogether.
Spelling shows your particular bias. Thank you for playing.
As it happens, I don't think Biden's a hero either. The biggest plus on his resume is that he's not as big a villain as TFG. His policies, while...
You're an unsung hero!
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