A sermon that will drive your left wingie dingie friends insane!!!!!

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  1. DennisTate

    DennisTate Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    If you have a sense of humour and would love to drive your left wingie dingie friends totally around the bend..... send them this sermon......... it will put a whole new meaning on the word PAR.... and I am not really talking about golf!

    This message was given in Washington, D. C. and may be the most profoundly encouraging and powerful sermon that I have ever heard in my sixty one years!!!!!! SWAMP........ get ready for this!!!!!!



    Emma Stark - Prophetic Word for Washington D.C. Area Churches
     
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    It doesn't aggravate me at all. It does, however, make me wonder how long she has been off of her meds.
     
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    My wife has similar gifts to what Ms. Emma Stark has so for these last twenty years I have been studying and observing the major leaders who have similar gifts to my wife.

    My wife five months before she even met me was somehow told to fast and pray for me for thirty five days and that I was going to be her husband. For four weeks for three days per week she drank only fruit juice and Jesus somehow woke her up early in the mornings and got her to pray for me. For the fifth week seven days in a row only fruit juice and I was three thousand miles north north east of her basking in the most amazing Shalom - peace of mind. I soon bought a plane ticket to the city where my future wife was living.

    Your comment is funny though.... and I knew that many people would tend to react that way. Thank you for your amusing reply.
     
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    Just made me realise why ulstermen have been happily opressing and killing fellow Christians for centuries.
     
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    I grew up listening to the Irish songs of Rebellion made famous by The Clancy Brothers and Tommy Makem so I do know a little bit about why my mom's distant cousins and relatives from Southern Ireland were more than a little angry with my dad's distant cousins and relatives from Northern Ireland!

    Some Pentecostal - Charismatic style laughter might just be helpful in alleviating the situation.... (even in combination with some laughter from a very different motivation and direction)!
     
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    I have to admit that previous to the year 1989..... I might well have reacted in a similar manner!

    My old mentor Garner Ted Armstrong was pretty sarcastic and he was highly skeptical of the type of spiritual gifts that Ms. Emma Stark and others display.

    If it were not for my wife...... (and what I learned from her over these past twenty years)... it would be unlikely that I would have even seen this video!


    ... (I would really like to hear what she will feel led to say in the area of Ottawa... the capitol of Canada! .... and.... if there really is coming a Great Wealth Transfer from the WICKED to the righteous???????)

    Can we learn about the Washington Swamp from the Ottawa Swamp?



     
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    Many of you will find this other sermon by Ms. Emma Stark hilarious........

    I find this quite encouraging indeed.......



    Emma Stark Prophetic Word for Whole Word Fellowship
     
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    I need to steer slightly off topic to say that Four Green Fields is my favorite Irish song, and I once saw Tommy Makem in person. I'm not Irish, but I did play the bagpipes for awhile.
     
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    DennisTate Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    It is amazing what is available on youtube these days....




    Four Green Fields-Makem & Clancy 9/10
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    It wasn't a joke.
     
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    already had those

    "Donald Trump’s Faith Advisor Leads Viral Sermon After Election Day"





    "Televangelist Kenneth Copeland's Hilarious Laughs at Media Declaring Joe Biden as President-Elect"



    "Evangelicals Freak Out"

     
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    I am praying for his re-election as well........
    and for him to receive the Holy Spirit in the form of :

    "Calling a ravenous bird from the east, the man that executeth my counsel from a far country: yea, I have spoken it, I will also bring it to pass; I have purposed it, I will also do it." (Isaiah 46:11)


    Receiving the Holy Spirit in the form of a "bird of prey" is different from receiving it in the form of a dove.
     

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