Mysterious seeds are showing up in mail boxes across America from China. Is it a Chinese biological attack? Could they be alien pods like in "Invasion of the Body Snatchers"? Is it a giant beanstalk? Will they start a zombie apocalypse? Or is it just a scam to boast online sales ratings? Throw out your best tin foil hat theory.
If I get a package of seeds I would be like: Whaat??? If this is real it's probably some sort of underground drug trade that went horribly wrong and exposed itself.