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King Arthur and the Witch:





Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by

the monarch of a neighbouring kingdom. The monarch could have killed

him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch

offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult

question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if

after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death.



The question?...What do women really want? Such a

question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, and to young

Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than

death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by

years end.



He returned to his kingdom and began to poll

everyone: the princess, the priests, the wise men and even the court

jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a

satisfactory answer.



Many people advised him to consult the old witch,

for only she would have the answer.

But the price would be high; as the witch was

famous throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.



The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no

choice but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer the question,

but he would have to agree to her price first.



The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the

most noble of the Knights of the Round Table and Arthur's closest

friend!



Young Arthur was horrified. She was hunchbacked and

hideous, had only one tooth, smelled like sewage, made obscene

noises, etc. He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in

> all his life.



He refused to force his friend to marry her and

endure such a terrible burden; but Lancelot, learning of the

proposal, spoke with Arthur.

He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared

to Arthur's life and the preservation of the Round Table.



Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch

answered Arthur's question thus:

What a woman really wants, she answered....is to be

in charge of her own life.

Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the

witch had uttered a great truth and that Arthur's life would be

spared.



And so it was, the neighbouring monarch granted

Arthur his freedom and Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful

wedding.



The honeymoon hour approached and Lancelot,

steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the bedroom. But,

what a sight awaited him. The most beautiful woman he had ever seen

lay before him on the bed. The astounded Lancelot asked what had

happened





The beauty replied that since he had been so kind

to her when she appeared as a witch, she would henceforth, be her

horrible deformed self only half the time and the beautiful maiden

the other half.



Which would he prefer? Beautiful during the

day.....or night?



Lancelot pondered the predicament. During the day,

a beautiful woman to show off to his friends, but at night, in the

privacy of his castle, an old witch? Or, would he prefer having a

hideous witch during the day, but by night, a beautiful woman for him

to enjoy wondrous intimate moments?

????????????

What would YOU do?

What Lancelot chose is below.. BUT....make YOUR

choice before you scroll down below. OKAY?



Noble Lancelot said that he would allow HER to make

the choice herself.

Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be

beautiful all the time because he had respected her enough to let her

be in charge of her own life.





Now....what is the moral to this story?



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The moral is.....



If you don't let a woman have her own way....



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