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    Cosmo, Jun 9, 2020
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    CNN reports tonight that the White House is bitterly divided over the notion of trump giving a unity speech.

    heh...
     
    HereWeGoAgain, Jun 9, 2020
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    The Stephen Hawking Foundation has gotten in the mix and started a new movement - Black Holes Matter
     
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    The trump administration released a recommended list of interrogation techniques and assist devices

    [​IMG].
     
    HereWeGoAgain, Jun 10, 2020
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    The number of deaths from the Covid 19 virus, is only exceeded by the number of rednecks having heart attacks since NASCAR banned confederate flags.

    Honest to god, I will have to watch a NASCAR race now.
     
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    Phyxius, Jun 11, 2020
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    It's all about crash and burn.
     
    Cosmo, Jun 11, 2020
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    It's not like they weren't warned. NASCAR has been turning left for decades... [​IMG]
     
    Phyxius, Jun 11, 2020
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    I discovered that Chic-Fil-A actually makes crappy chicken. The reason they are so popular is that they are clean and the kids working there are trained to be nice.
    http://www.politicalforum.com/index.php?threads/chick-fil-letdown.573496/

    All fast food places are pretty clean where I live. And most people who work at stores are already friendly. Glad they finally figured out how to be nice and clean in the South.
     
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    Trump argued today that the vast majority of cops are good. He knows plenty. There are just a few bad apples

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    So are the bad apples the ones that execute people, or the ones that don't?
     
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    Band-Aid brand has released a color line of products to accommodate natural skin tones. Next month they plan to release their unnatural, bright orange, "Presidential" colored products.

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    I swear to god, when I listen to trump talk, all I can think is, how fcking stupid do you have to be, to believe anything this idiot says? Then I laugh uncontrollably while projectile vomiting.
     
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    Singing. They're coming to take me away ha ha ho ho to the funny farm .
     
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    And let me tell you, trying to laugh and sing while projectile vomiting takes a lot of talent... ho ho hee hee where life is wonderful all the time....
     
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    Cosmo, Jun 13, 2020
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    “The concept of chokehold sounds so innocent, so perfect” - trump

    You can't make this stuff up!
     
    HereWeGoAgain, Jun 14, 2020
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    When black-trans lives matters started their march, participants started showing up from garages all over the country!

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    I wouldn't attend a trump rally even if I was wearing an N95 rated mask, goggles, a contamination suit, and radiated by intense UV lights while standing in a bleach shower.

    And if someone besides trump was there I wouldn't even go in.
     
    HereWeGoAgain, Jun 14, 2020
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    CONSERVATIVES: You know, it was you Democrats who started the KKK.

    DEMOCRATS: OK. Let's tear down those racist statues & ban Confederate flags. We're better than this.

    CONSERVATIVES: Now hold on, that's our heritage you're talking about!

    DEMOCRATS: Huh? I thought you just said it was we Democrat's heritage?!!!

    CONSERVATIVES: ................
     
    Phyxius, Jun 15, 2020
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    They stopped being Conservatives a long time ago. The trump wing has nothing to do with conservatism. It is pure populist protectionism and authoritarianism.
     
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