How will Trump's pep rallies fizzling frustrate Trump?

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  1. Natty Bumpo

    Natty Bumpo Well-Known Member

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    Trump is an entertainer who feeds off the mindless adulation of fanatics like a vampire does blood.

    After the embarrassment in Tulsa, the aborted gala in New Hampshire, and the collapse of worship services in Savannah and then Jacksonville, at this stage, Trump would probably be ecstatic over a family get-together in the Rose Garden that fêted "Honest Mary", his celebrated niece.

    Where will he get his fix?

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    When will he shut his pie hole and toss us those crappy free hats?

     
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    Poor bone spurs

    Not easy being a carnival-barkin' clown when ya can't have any carnivals, eh

    Guess the republican dictator-wannabe will just have to keep gassin' peaceful protestors for fun before photo ops...
     
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    He's getting his fix with the daily press briefings. But really, they aren't press briefings because he's averaging six questions per session. Just a way for him to continue campaigning under the guise of being POTUS.
     
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    He'd much rather be passing gas before a flock of dazzled red-capped boobies as his photo-op.

    These are trying times for the vapid hoopla dependent.


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    Trump. Living rent free in the minds of liberals everywhere.
     
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    A fizzled rally for Trump still generates larger audience than Biden could
    ever hope would show up to watch Sleepy Joe once again have mental lapses as he utters slurred nonsensical gobbledegook that only CNN can interpret
     
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    Fake Don affords boundless mirth, no doubt about it.
     
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    Most Americans now know that Fake Don has been a disaster as POTUS, but as an entertainer, he could well be the next Lady Gaga or even Michael Jackson!

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    "Play 'Free Bird' Man!"
     
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    You must have missed the 4th Of July Trump rally at Mount Rushmore.
     
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    Some say there has not been a POTUS that can get groupies so moist since Taft.

    It's as if he were the love child of James Buchanan and P.T. Barnam.
     
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    One Trump rally can fill thousands of Biden "rallies" lol.

    "stronger together, all 50 of us"
     
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    Yea sure, those soldiers just can’t wait till old broken bones Sleepy Joe is POTUS so they can look at each other in confusion and discussion about whether they were just given an executive order, or was Joe just ordering a pizza
     
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    There have long been Independence Day galas at the monument that attract celebratory crowds, regardless of whether Lady Gaga, Michael Jackson, or some other performer is providing the entertainment.
     
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    Trumpers just love clinging to their pedophile pizza taradiddles, of course.

    It's one of their more amusing confections, actually.
     
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    LOL! Actually I didn’t even think of that connection to Biden, but thanks for reminding us all about Hillary pizza Gate heh
     
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    Indeed. With the Trumpy future so grim, pleasuring yourself with crackpot confections of yore may be the way to go.
     
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    If GW Bush can get re elected after the 911 Towers perfect implosion demolition marketed as “Islamic Jihadist Attack by Osama Bin Laden, then SURELY Trump can get re elected after labeling a virus “China Virus”
     
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    Fake Don's scheme to prevent Americans from voting safely is backfiring:

     

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