Military Ribbon Question

Discussion in 'Warfare / Military' started by Grey Matter, Mar 27, 2020.

  1. Nightmare515

    Nightmare515 Ragin' Cajun Staff Member Past Donor

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    She was head over heels for my buddy alone. He was the resident pretty boy in the Platoon and she only wanted him. Plus no it's not exactly difficult to cook Army chow she would pretty much just put the huge bags of stuff in boiling water and dump it on serving trays. It was a small outpost and the rest of us were busy doing patrols and stuff all day. A Staff Captain did actually step in and cook the chow while she sulked in her room. It was him and a 1SG who came up with the idea to give her an award in front of everybody and tell her she was the MVP Soldier of the month in order to make her feel special and stop crying so she'd go back to work. Prior to the award the 1SG pulled us all aside and told us what was going on and said if any of you ****s start giggling in formation and screw this up then he's going to personally curb stomp you.

    Later on that night we were all outside smoking and 1SG walks up to my buddy and just starts roasting him. "Listen you little metrosexual looking ****, the next time you decide to nail one of the chicks make sure it's not one who will effect my life when you piss her off, idiot". He then put my buddy on dish washing detail "until you ****ing die" because "since I had to clean your ****ing mess then you'll clean up hers". LOL

    It was hilarious, this was years and years ago and to this day I still give my buddy crap about this.
     
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    Not everyone was lucky enough to get a “queen for a year” during a deployment.
     

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