New Nickname for Washington's football team

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  1. StillBlue

    StillBlue Well-Known Member

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    They've announced they are dropping RedSkins so I thought we could make some suggestions.

    How about
    Washington Swamp Creatures-So many mascot options.
     
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    Priceless.
     
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    As a Brit', I'm more offended by naming the team after a traitorous terrorist. ;)
     
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    Capitol City Indigenous Americans can offend nobody and it slips off the tongue with ease.
     
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    Updated odds to be the new name of Washington's NFL team (Bovada):

    Red Tails or Red Clouds +275
    Warriors +300
    Presidents +650
    Monuments +650
    Americans +800
    Hogs (Or Any Hog Variant) +850
    Generals +900
    Lincolns +1000
    Federals +1000
    Senators +1400
    Founders +1600
     
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    Think of him as a redneck Stephen Colbert...
     
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    W-town Warriors.
     
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    Name them after legendary basketball coach Red Auerbach's family.

    Red's kin.
     
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    “Washington football playing guys which include some minorities but no women or transgender people but we are working on recruiting some of both so don’t be mad at us cause we’re trying real hard.”

    That is the only name that will please everyone.
     
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    Washington Soy Boys
     
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