Pfizer & Pepsi to Merge!!??

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  1. Libhater

    Libhater Well-Known Member

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    This will no doubt put Coca Cola out of business in the near future...!

    The Pfizer Corporation announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form and this new product will soon be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.

    It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of cocktails, highballs and just a good old-fashioned stiff drink. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

    Though for the day...There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than of Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2025, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs, huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
     
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    HereWeGoAgain Banned

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    I knew that couldn't have come from you. Goes back to at least June 2017
    https://www.smithandwessonforums.com/threads/pfizer-pepsi-announces-a-joint-venture.117977/
     
  3. lemmiwinx

    lemmiwinx Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    I can get a hard on without Coke or Pfizer thank you very much. Legal weed would be nice but my redneck state legislators aren't on board yet.
     
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    Yeah but this is PEPSI!!! Surely that means something important? Doesn't it? Really?
     
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    Yeah but this is PEPSI!!! Surely that means something important? Doesn't it? Really?
     
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    LOL. Some people are a little slow.
     

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