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  1. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Finally... a mask I like.

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    Hot buttered blood stains!
    Perfect!
     
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    You may get socially distanced more than you thought possible with those. Of course, that would clear the line to the Barista at your favorite coffee stop rather quickly.
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Blood stains on a tortilla? Nah, that's picante sauce!
     
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    The Hot Bloody Tortilla Mask. I see a market for that.
    Can you patent food as a healthcare device?
     
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    Iv'e seen some pretty cute "Dia de los Muertos" mask.
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    If you insist on the blood thing, we'll have Bloody Marias! Ole!!!

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    Not blood stains.. scorch marks for them being properly warmed up on a comale.
     
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    I thought about asking you what a "comale" is.
    Then I thought again.
     
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    I am channeling Dracula right now.
     
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    Well .. it must be a thick round slab of cast iron (well cured).. or it is not a proper comale.
     
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    That is very reassuring.
     
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    Some days its just like this...

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    Costoluto.
     
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    From the Genovese potato family.
     
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    Betcha some people will agree. They are out and about right now.
     
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    Flying from El Paso to SLC, after driving 250 miles to airport. Arrive in SLC at midnite, then start back to El Paso with daughter and grandkids... 14 hours of driving.
    She's afraid of driving thru Indian country by themselves.
    so wonderful Buelo (me) get's to show his worth!
     
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    You have value, Buelo.

    Just remember to teach the kids about making fart noises with the crook of your arm. :)
     
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    Ha! Pull my finger! i also have the removable thumb, shifting the toupee and popping the nose in my retinue
    Altho' they're too old to fall for the thumb trick.. the other two last for years if you don't show them the trick.. and aren't actually wearing a hair piece!
     
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    Stick up for your rights!

     
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    Speaking of gophers, does anyone have a good recipe for woodchucks?

    My plants on the deck have been delicately trimmed to the nub. I wish to return the favor.
     
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