Which snack does Biden most resemble

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  1. Curious Always

    Curious Always Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Stale white cracker which got kicked under the fridge 50 years earlier. Pale, bland and tasteless.
     
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    He looks like Alka Seltzer to me

    Oh what a relief it is! Its the first time my stomach hasn't been churning for 4 years.

    What does sanity look like? What does honesty look like? What does science look like? What does reality look like?

    They are all faces of Joe Biden.
     
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    That could work, since he'll blow up the economy and destroy jobs.

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    I was hoping this would be lighthearted, but, now I wish I could delete it entirely.

    We need to distinguish between mean and petty, and light hearted fun.

    Meh - sense of humors do vary, to be sure. None of these responses seem humorous to me.

    /shrug. To each his own.
     
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    Unemployment is at 7%. The GDP is down. And the debt has skyrocketed under trump. Any more of this winning and we'll all be living in tents.

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    Oh, sorry, I thought it was stupid question anyway. He doesn't look like food. There is your answer.
     
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    Neither does Trump. That's the point.
     
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    I'm going with milk toast. Sure it's not exciting and not something you'd order in a restaurant but when you've been sick it's perfect for getting you back on your feet. Now excuse me, a child next door has a vuvuzela and it's 7am on a Sunday morning, Darwin must be satisfied.
     
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    Any improvement is going to seem like love from you, lol
     
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    Curious Always Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    LOL.

    President Milk Toast.

    Note that Milquetoast means timid or feeble.
     
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    Where there's life there's hope...

    If Biden were talcum powder he would definitely be "old spice"
     
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    Now, there ya go!!

    LOL

    I'm sticking with Shrimp Chip. Gentle reminder - talcum isn't a snack.

    We're looking for a replacement for President Cheeto, people.

    ;)
     
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    Note that milk toast is what you can stomach after a four year illness to get you back on your feet. The spicy food comes later.
     
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    Well I don't think old spice comes in an edible form so...

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    I was too late. I was eating breakfast and the child blew his vuvuzela again. The cat looked up from his half eaten breakfast and bolted out the window. Even though I knew what was coming I barely saw the cat's attack. I mean it was fast. The kid will live but may never be able to play a vuvuzela again and he might not even know why he's confined to milk toast for several weeks
     
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    well it's not Cheetos
     
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    Oh please, whine some more....were you expecting something different?

    Translation: Between Trump and Bidet
     
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    If Trump was Cheetos then Biden is just desserts.
     
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    Heathen. Spam is a food group unto itself.
     
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    I’ve never ate it so I wouldn’t know. I just imagined some might view it as a snack. A real meal would require more than just one slice to fill anyone up.
     
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    There's the problem, having never eaten it you've been deprived of it's restorative powers. Its never too late to begin my friend.
     
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    No one has ever presented it to me like that. Do you happen to own stock in Spam?
     
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    Only in Hawaii

    Spam is really just salt with some meat flavoring added.
     
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