Why I hope covid 19 never gets here

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  1. Sallyally

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    That might work!
     
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    Remember the boy I said Darwin would approve his never being allowed to procreate? He has begun singing "harmony" with her. He's as bad as she is. If you think adding his voice doubles the volume and pain you'd be wrong. Au contraire it's harder for her to hear her own voice bouncing off walls and nearby buildings because of his so she ups her own to new levels.
    I saw the police running this way and at about 300 meters they skidded to a stop and ran away. I went and asked them why. They said they started coming because so many babies and goats had begun crying they knew something bad was happening. As they got closer and entered her kill zone they stopped dead in their tracks. It wasn't worth the risk. Not every cop is a hero.
     
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    Have you considered playing the bagpipes in retaliation?
    If you can't get hold of bagpipes in your location, holding a cat under your arm biting its tail and squeezing hard will make the same noise.
     
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    Claws. There's the issue of claws. I've tried. Once. Fast learner.
     
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