Tom addressed the ball and took a magnificent swing but somehow, something went wrong and a horrible slice resulted. The ball went onto the adjoining fairway and hit a man full force. He dropped! Tom and his partner ran up to the stricken victim who lay, quite unconscious, with the ball between his feet. "Good heavens" said Tom, "what shall I do?" "Don't move him" said his playing partner, "if we leave him here he becomes an immovable obstruction and you can either play the ball as it lies or drop it two club lengths away."
It was discovered today that the official White House Presidential ventilator, had been replaced with a vacuum pump.
A 96 year old woman died a few days ago from the Covid 19 virus pandemic. Her sister died from the Spanish Flu, in the 1918 pandemic. As you can imagine, with the death of their second child, the parents are devastated.
Trump announced today that he wants to cure people by injecting them with UV light. Already we are seeing shortages of UV light. And you can find scams where people are selling blue light and calling it UV.
Anyone want to bet against me? I bet that there will be proctologists that come forward with two fers. Colonoscopy and UV light shined up your ass at the same time. You're covered for cancer and covid-19.
That's the beauty of using it during a colonoscopy. UV causes melanoma, you don't get that where the sun don't shire.
