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  1. HereWeGoAgain

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    OMFG

     
    HereWeGoAgain, Apr 25, 2020
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    His wind is coming from the wrong end.
     
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    I couldn't tell which was which.
     
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    Unfortunately, when he blew the wind of God, he infected the cameraman, producer, and director with Covid 19.
     
    HereWeGoAgain, Apr 25, 2020
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    [Insert joke here]

     
    HereWeGoAgain, Apr 26, 2020
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    Isn't that Trump's 2nd wife?
     
    StillBlue, Apr 26, 2020
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    This comes under the heading of “too cute”

    Australian comedian Hamish Blake’s young daughter translates The Australian PMs message on Corona Virus

     
    Bowerbird, Apr 26, 2020
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    I was 10 when this came out, and snuck in to see it at the little two-screen theater we had back then...
     
    Phyxius, Apr 26, 2020
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    Ye Gods! The collective IQ of that lot would not make double digits
     
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    It’s still a classic!
     
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    I think some of you could benefit from the last bit. "Don't be naughty."

    Some of you are too far gone. Yeah I'm looking at you liberty monkey if that is your real name
     
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    As bad as the above may be perceived, there are individuals who are even more devoid of intelligence and critical thinking skills to be had. Perhaps more frightening is when such individuals actually rise to a position of authority within government, demonstrating that such an absence of critical thinking skills is actually widespread and common.
     
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    Same here!

    Oh wait, that was Deep Throat.
     
    HereWeGoAgain, Apr 26, 2020
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    I haven't seen this many people wearing masks since the last regional BDSM party.
     
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    And then the world Scott had known for over three years simply evaporated. In one horrible moment that sucked the life out of him like trump sucking on a milkshake straw, with the mention of injecting disinfectants, Scott realized that TDS is not real and trump really is an idiot.
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    Experts say we may see levels of unemployment that we haven't seen since the great depression.

    I was trying to remember what year the great depression began. It was the year I got married.
     
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    Today trump leapt into action and ordered meat processing plants to remain open.

    When we were facing the possibility of tens of thousands of people dying terrible deaths for lack of ventilators, trump decided we can trust the companies to do the right thing. But when his Big Macs were threatened, he issued a presidential mandate.
     
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    But seriously folks, take my wife.
     
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    We need the meat. This IS essential. Meat packers and butcher's should have always followed sanitary practice. If I can't do nothin else I am gonna eat.
     
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    When asked what he thought about Pence refusing to wear a mask at the Mayo Clinic, trump responded, "If he was wearing a mask, how could he taste the mayo?".
     
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    WHY DO THE PEOPLE WHO COMPLAIN ABOUT LIBERAL HYPE ALWAYS USE LARGE CAPS IN BOLD WITH LOTS OF EXCLAMATION MARKS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!

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    Trump is so freaking stupid. He ordered meat plants to open.

    Meat comes from animals, not plants. :rolleyes:
     
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