White House admits Biden uncle wasn’t eaten by cannibals, died in Pacific Ocean crash

Good thing he didn’t outright refer to airports during the civil war. Imagine the outrage!

Or use a sharpie to doctor a hurricane map.

 

Can someone translate this because I don’t speak Bidenese.


BIDEN (confused): "Instead of importin foreign products, I'm exporting fedurhhahh products!"

https://twitter.com/RNCResearch/status/1781358121786483197?

 

There are still American planes littering the sea floor around PNG (Papua New Guinea). My own grandfather was stationed in PNG during the war and it was brutal. He wouldn’t talk of what happened there but later when he succumbed to dementia he kept talking about “needing to rescue the nurses”

 

I love how you lot make up stuff to justify that Trump lies every time he opens his mouth

Look he did it too! Only excuse you have for Trumps behaviour. Oh! And did you miss the bit where he said Trump calls dead veterans “Suckers and losers?”

 

I'm curious if you want to prove your last sentence by giving us a complete quote also complete with the context.

The floor is all yours...

 

So why mention cannibals in his story if cannibals had nothing to do with the uncle’s body not being found?

 

Did he say his uncle was eaten?

 

Just concede... It's undignified.

 

It's pointless, they are deranged.

 

Makes a cooler story, wow lots of veterans in his family, he should point out that no trumps ever serve their country

 

Should he point out his own draft dodging?

 

Evidently not.... She turned all crickets on us...
I'm sure she just didn't notice that quote alert function or something like that....lol

 

Well with him and Don it’s a wash

 

Maybe cannibals liked his uncle...

 

So he probably shouldn't try to ride on anyone's coattails.

 

He raised two sons who chose to serve, trump rose 2 who helped him rip off a charity,

 

Are you serious? One son was honorable, the other son....would you call him honorable? If you were in a room with all of Biden's and Trump's kids and there was a thousand dollars on the table when the power went off and everything went black, when the lights came back on and the money was missing, who would be your first suspect?

 

He has a granddaughter that he refuses to acknowledge the existence of and one of his sons is dishonorably discharged for his drug habit.

But like you guys like to say.... It's a good thing we're not voting for sons of the president.

So he can ride those crackhead coattails if he wants to.

 

The ones who stole from a kids, cancer charity

 

So you would trust a dishonorably discharged drug addict over billionaires who don’t need the money. Why don’t you put your theory to the test with your own money? Afraid?

 

lol they can’t all be billionaires
Hunter has seemed able to fund his own drug habits. Only person I know he ripped off was uncle Sam, and he even paid that back

 

Exactly...
Apparently, there are many frustrated comedians in MAGA World..

Exactly...

No kidding...
The entire "narrative" is an Absolute Grade-Z Joke...

 

It has to get a lot worse before it gets better. Either of these nuts can get us farther down the path to rock bottom whence we can rebuild. If I could ascertain with certainty which one would get us down that road the quickest I might violate my principle of not voting for “evils” and vote for the greater of the two evils. Damn near did that in 2016 but I kept my head and refrained from voting for anyone who can’t provide a reason to vote FOR them.

 

Cannibals can't move the body? Didn't say he ate them.

 

I can see how selling amateur "works of art" for up to a half a million dollars a piece could certainly fund one's drug habit.

To say nothing of a $50,000 a month salary to sit on a board of a company he has no ability to even speak the language of