Leah Barkoukis Mar 30, 2013 Actor Jim Carreys Cold Dead Hand video unleashed a firestorm of outrage among conservatives and gun-rights advocatesand for good reason. In one pathetic song, Carrey, who enjoys the protection of an armed bodyguard, mocks the nearly 90 million gun owners in this country, Charlton Heston and rural America. Allahpundit over at Hot Air summed it up best when he said the song is neither funny nor biting but rather, is basically an extended dick joke of the sort thats been thrown at gun owners for decades. Indeed. But it seems Carrey couldnt handle Greg Gutfelds criticism on Fox News. The actor released a ludicrous and semi-coherent statement on Friday in response, which called Fox News Fux News, and referred to the network as a giant culture fart, and a media colostomy bag. Wow: Since I released my Cold Dead Hand video on Funny or Die this week, I have watched Fux News rant, rave, bare its fangs and viciously slander me because of my stand against large magazines and assault rifles. I would take them to task legally if I felt they were worth my time or that anyone with a brain in their head could actually fall for such irresponsible buffoonery. That would gain them far too much attention which is all they really care about. Ill just say this: in my opinion Fux News is a last resort for kinda-sorta-almost-journalists whose options have been severely limited by their extreme and intolerant views; a media colostomy bag that has begun to burst at the seams and should be emptied before it becomes a public health issue. continued: http://townhall.com/tipsheet/leahba...1553388#ooid=l3aW9rYTpsWa-DZu2lMTjvD3RLwaDwM5 Read more: http://townhall.com/tipsheet/leahba...roy-jim-carreys-absurd-press-release-n1553388