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A light hearted look at the FLOTUS, Vol VIII <<MOD WARNING>>

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  1. Sallyally

    Sallyally Well-Known Member Donor

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    String beans?
     
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    No, the lamentations of Trump's political adversaries.
     
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    Orrrr, have you noticed he doesn't look much like his father? Maybe he shouldn't have had so many NBA players over while Melania was around.
     
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    Not very nourishing then.
     
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    Yes. You frequently accuse her of not being a mother to her children. You've yet to provide proof.
     
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    Can you imagine the pain of those births? I get the odd kidney stone the diameter of a pencil lead and all the dogs in the neighborhood join in when it passes.
     
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    He looks like he's 6'4 so.
     
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    And he looks a lot like Larry Bird. Just an observation.
     
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    Wonderful Melania.
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    Why not just order one like her for yourself?

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    Elegant, graceful, and historic.

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    100th anniversary of women gaining the right to vote.
     
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    Let’s face it - anything planted in that much bullshit is guaranteed to grow
     
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    So he trotted our Whitehouse Barbie” for some free advertising

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    Gotta share this one!
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    She's divine.
     
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    She is mostly plastic

    and like Barbie represents a stylised ideal
     
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    Cool dress. Complete with pull off top tab. Handy.
     
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    I have to admit I have a bit of a thing for Ivanka. I mean, I know she has had so much work done, there are no original parts left, and it must be horrible having to listen to her talk and pretend she's not an idiot. She's also complicit on all of her Dad's crimes and horrible conduct. And, of course, you have to be concerned that anytime she's with her dad, he's trying to have sex with her, but...I don't know, she looks like she could be fun.

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    Can you imagine being Melania and despite having some money from being a d-list porn model, she decides to marry an obese old pig who's almost the same age as her father? A person really has to love money to do that. I bet she's the one who buys him all the fast food he consumes hoping he has the heart attack that will set her free.
     
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    Can you imagine the world leaders who go to a meeting and find they are meeting with Ivanka? Can you imagine trying to discuss serious economic issues with a woman whose only business knowledge is that a company has to keep moving production from one third world country to another when the workers from the first third world country demand 40 cents a day instead of the 30 cents a day they are making to produce shitty handbags?
     
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    Aaaah! The Trump family!
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    After Michelle Obama’s amazing heart lifting speech at the DNC I am counting down The seconds to the inevitable post Appearing here where someone draws a sharpie moustache on her and claims that proves she is a dude :roll:

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