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.....and wake up 20 years later with a strange fondness for small white paper shot glasses, warm fuzzy slip guarded foot wear and a deep, deep knowledge that somewhere, somewhere in this great land.....a large bear roamed free, with my long-lost son.

Alas, no one would believe me, so I took to the world wide web of internets in a last ditch effort to be heard.

 

And as you live in Washington, you get pot. But as freedom slips away in a country torn by civil war, you fear what will happen, so you try to hide it in your locker, the only safe place, until the bear comes again.

 

Because the newscasters told me too!(and the voices in my head)
(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*), why don't you pay attention?!

And you still owe me a tip!

 

Holy crap. There are two sons now.

 

Thus cementing my decision to never, ever invite bears over for honey and crackers again.

 

Wow.
Did not see that one coming.

Of course, the second son, being of sturdy stock and superior intelligence (from his maternal side no doubt) decides to serve the public by running for Federal office.

A flaw in the ointment appears!

There seems to be no birth certificate!!!

 

I think we might have a solid story now. Just get some actors, a set, and I'll see you at the Oscars.

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Because in reality, the second son was never born. Just a figment of you imagination from when you had your stroke, to take the place of the lost son-fish that the bear took.

 

Wait....there's no second son?!
No little "Chanakinqua" to serve in public office?

I won't get to live in the White House?

Ooooh.
You know what this means?

Sequel!!!

 

Sorry, hold on please.

I refer you to:

As noted on page 2 of this thread.
thank you for your patronage

 

As a non-bear I was not allowed to attend "bear class".
But thanks for you know, pouring salt into that wound.
(You can type, but you can't read? Maybe an elk will wander by and translate)

 

That's right, their is no second son, instead you learn that it's a daughter! Unfortunatly she fell into a bad crowd but lucky for her XL who is undercover is watching out for her.

Meanwhile Unifier, a criminal with a heart of gold is the leader of a mororized unicycle gang is on the run for a crime he did not commit, instead it was his split personality who commited the heinous act of ripping the tag off a mattress thus forever disgracing him.

 

If she's a daughter, I'm gonna have to change her name....

And ripping the tag off of mattresses is a far, far, under-reported crime.

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You mattress hater.
I just knew it.

 

Hmmm, Honey Boo Boo is being cancelled which means her daddy Sugar Bear will need another gig... ya don't think???



Nah, prob not. I doubt if Sugar Bear knows how to turn on a computer, much less run anything.

Welcome, Winter Bear! Look forward to getting to know you and tickled pink you're here to work behind the scenes! All the technical improvements are great, but the absolute best part of the 'new & improved' PF is being kept informed about what's going on!

 

Did it have salmon in it?

I smell a bear somwhars around these parts......

 

HERE!!!, HAVE AUNT ETHEL,,,,,never cared for her.....

 

I remember Boyd,,,,poor thing...Ugliest thing I ever seen...It was for the better falena....he's in a better place~~~

I even remember when he was born [Photo below],,,he was ,,,ahh,,,errr.....cute...