Administratium Investigators at a major corporation recently discovered the heaviest element known to science and have tentatively named it Administratium, with the chemical symbol Ad. Administratium has no protons or electrons, thus having no real mass value and an atomic number of 0. However, it does have 1 neutron, 125 assistant neutrons, 75 vice neutrons, and 111 assistant vice neutrons. This gives it an atomic number of 312. These 312 particles are held together by a force that involves the continuous exchange of particles called morons. The morons are surrounded by vast quantities of particles called peons. Since it has no electrons, Administratium is inert. However, it can be detected chemically, as it impedes every action with which it comes into contact. According to the discoverers, a minute amount of Administratium caused one reaction to take four days to complete when it would have normally occured in less than one second. Administratium has a normal half-life of approximately three years, at which time it undergoes a reorganization in which assistant neutrons, vice neutrons, and assistant vice neutrons exchange places. In fact, Administratium's mass will actually increase over time, since with each reorganization, some of the morons inevitably become neutrons, forming new isotopes. This characteristic of moron promotion has led some scientists to speculate that Administratium is spontaneously formed whenever moron concentration reaches a certain level. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as the Critical-Morass. Research indicates that Administratium tends to concentrate at certain places, such as government agencies, large corporations and universities. Scientists point out that Administratium is known to be toxic at any level of concentration and can easily destroy any productive reaction where it is allowed to accumulate. -- written by William DeBuvitz
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