Just got back from having a few schooners with the Duke (Duke Of Edinburgh, not John Wayne) down at the local at Kirribilli. Sitting at the bar sipping our first schooner and Phillip notices a bloke at the end of the bar with a steering wheel sticking out of the front of his pants - Phillip: I say old chap, that looks a bit uncomfortable.. Drinker: Yeh, mate, its driving me nuts... Just then a hamburger walks up to the bar - Hamburger: Gimme a schooner mate... Barman: Sorry mate, we dont serve food in here...and by the way, youre dripping mayonaise all over the bloody place... Phillips eyebrows go up...wondering what is going on...careful also not to step in the mayonaise... As he's adjusting his stool (his seat) a gorgeous blonde in a very tight, very short black leather mini skirt sidles up to the Duke and slides her arm around his waist - Blonde: You must be the Duke....she purrs into his ear Phillip: Thats the rumour, sugar tits....staring down at ample cleavage She starts nibbling at his ear and strokes the side of his face.. The Dukes heart starts to palpitate as he hasnt had sex for 20 years.... The blonde whispers into his ear... "Can you do me a favour..." She lets her fingers hover near his mouth and he starts sucking on them gleefully... Phillip: Anything honey...anything you want... Blonde: Can you give the Manager a message for me... The Duke thinks immediately of a threesome as he sucks on her fingers Blonde: Tell the Manager that theres no toilet paper in the ladies rest room.............. She walks away, leaving the Duke dumbfounded....and passes me a slip of paper...I immediately thought it might be her phone number... On it was written...Melbourne Cup...NIWOT.....
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