Mary Shelleys Frankenstein monster can definitely be the poster boy pushing the Socialist agenda for Hussein & Company. If the monster were alive today he would be a leading Democrat. Who is better-qualified to symbolize that aberration known as socialism than a vile creature cobbled together from corpses? For openers, no one could accuse of him of receiving cradle to the grave government care since he skipped the cradle part. The monster had it all! He never earned a dime. That alone qualifies him for a prominent spot at the public trough in one of our well-known universities teaching the economic benefits of class warfare. He was a veggie before that political posture was fashionable. He only ate roots and berries. He respected no national boundaries. At one point in his life he stated his intention to emigrate, illegally I presume, to an unnamed country in South America where roots and berries were plentiful. The metal bolts in his neck acted as lightning rods making him energy independent as well as the first clean energy environmentalist. He suffered from racism at the hands of narrow-minded people; their intolerance aimed specifically at his appearance. He had no mother and a father who despised him. He had serious adjustment problems. He was known to commit a murder or two when things did not go his way. To top it all off he had trouble getting dates; so he ordered a female companion made from scratch. That last one did not work out too well, but it did heighten his appreciation of women when none were available. The only drawback I can see is the monster dispelling the global warming myth if he floats away on an iceberg.
