Giant Meteor 2016! I candidate I can get behind! (Or in front of)

The candidate "Giant Meteor" is polling fairly well against Clinton and Trump.

This may be the third party candidate we can all get behind.

Giant Meteor will surely end the litany of troubles we have that both candidates have promised to address far more quickly.

http://www.al.com/news/index.ssf/2016/07/trump_clinton_or_giant_meteor.html

 

This was amazing

 

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This nation's media has allegorically presented, two equally as contaminated, putrid and fetid candidates to chose from. So the Republicrat duopoly wants you to believe there are only 2. There are alternatives.

 

Pretty good right?

I definitely laughed out loud; which is an unfortunate rarity this cycle.

 

Another 2% and the meteor can debate.

 

The twitter account is awesome.



"Giant Meteor 2016" @votegiantmeteor



A few choice ones:

"I'm proud to announce my candidacy for president of the United States of America, because it's time to just end it already."

"My stance on gun control is simple. We need to melt these weapons down, and I intend to do that on day one."

"We may be behind in the polls, but our campaign has the momentum to win and the mass to destroy all complex life on Earth."

"Feel the Burn!"

"Immigration reform is about uniting people. We shouldn't be tearing families apart. We should be smushing them together."

 

That's hilarious! I'm going to follow @votegiantmeteor!

Make America a Crater again!