I don't understand women ...

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  1. Hummingbird

    Hummingbird Well-Known Member

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    LOL~ that's a good one also.......
     
  2. Hummingbird

    Hummingbird Well-Known Member

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    Oh gawd .... here's another boring one and w/his own cartoon, of course..... where do you cockroaches come from anyway?
     
  3. Beast Mode

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    There you go, Love. Does that make you any less horny? :blankstare:


    Shame and secrets are hot, aren't they?



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    Actually I suspect you're the only one.
     
  5. Beast Mode

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    Look familiar, my friend :blankstare:

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    Yep!!!
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    Sup, Brah?! :razz:
     
  6. Ctrl

    Ctrl Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Maybe.

    Lets test that theory.

    How many girlfriends you got? I don't mean friends of your husband... I mean you.
     
  7. waltky

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    Uncle Ferd understands womens...

    ... He says ya got to woo `em...

    ... an' kiss `em an' hug `em...

    ... an' tell `em how dey don't sweat much...

    ... fer a fat girl.
    :rose:
     
  8. Hummingbird

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    Lol..... look, Leroy, if you're looking for someone to start something stupid with, you picked the wrong woman - not interested in your boring, juvenile goofiness... sorry.
     
  9. liberalminority

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    suspect leo has good taste and doesn't need advice on how to woo the biggums of the fairer sex.:donut:
     
  10. Ctrl

    Ctrl Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Because overweight people don't have feelings, are of poor taste, and are pretty much worthless in the spectrum of human value... right?

    Funny that we call it taste.
     
  11. Oxyboy

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    40 year old ex model in good shape. Throw one into her for sure mate. She’ll do things your girl won’t.

    I might not help the situation but you’ll get a top root.
    :)
     
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    WatcherOfTheGate New Member

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    Your girlfriend is very immature. You would probably be better off with the older lady.
     
  13. Beast Mode

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    Yes, Ma'am. I apologize. Enjoy squirrel watching and menopause or whatever you call it these days. ;)
     
  14. flounder

    flounder In Memoriam Past Donor

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    Leo,,does this woman have a man she is seeing at all?

    BINGO!!!

    You do not think for one minute she feels 40,,,do you? I'm sixty four and still look at the younger woman,,yeah I know I'm dreaming but when I look I do not think about 64,,I think.......''Hey that's Hot!!!''
     
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    She always has a .357 snubnosed revolver on her. It is a GREAT attention getter! :lol: She really does carry because she was a victim once, but she would never pull it on me. It use to bug me when we were dating and she would seemingly arbitrarily ask me to not be friends with one of my friends. I use to think it was jealousy, but it was too random. I have some very cute, available friends who I was sure she would ask me to stop seeing. Nope. Meanwhile there were friends I never would have suspected who were married or in other ways "non-threatening" that my wife said no to. Of course down the road I found out that the ones my wife banned actually WERE either attracted to me or actively acting on their attraction.

    Regardless, communication is the key. Talk about what is going on and why she feels the way she does. Respect her feelings and understand you probably won't change them, but if you understand where she is coming from, it can take make her requests easier to swallow.
     
  16. Beast Mode

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    Smartest person on this thread. :blankstare:
     
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    you have to look at younger women, they're all younger. :O)
     
  18. mikezila

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    there's only 2 things you need to know. girls are crazy and boys are dumb.


    don't worry, you'll wise up. on the downside, being "dumb" will morph into PTSD.


    ok, that's 3 things. :confuse:
     
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    Will you still need me?

    Will you still feed me?

    When I'm sixty four...
     
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    "I don't understand women ... "

    No one does bro. Its a pointless endeavor.
     
  21. mikezila

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    isn't Sir Paul in his 70s now?
     
  22. jack4freedom

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    Anyone who lets a woman tell him who he may or may not be freinds with is no doubt a weak wet noodle of a "man".....Grow a pair champ!!
     
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    Anyone who is so narrow minded and insecure that they have to "express their manhood" through being a dick to their significant other is not worth listening to. Despite your misinterpretation of what I was saying, she does not pick who I may or may not be friends with. She has had concerns with six of my ex friends. Out of the dozens of people who I consider close friends, many of whom are women, six isn't all that much, and it turns out she was right on several who were only out for their own best interest which is a euphamism for someone who only uses someone else and has no real concern for them. Who wants a friend (or as you spell it, freind) like that in the first place?

    So I had two choices. I could have, as you put it, grown a pair, and told my wife to (*)(*)(*)(*) off because I am going to be friends with whomever I want to be friends with and jeopardize a relationship I treasure beyond belief (something I doubt you would understand, much less experience due to your overwhelming concern for your ball size), or I could listen to my wife, discuss her concerns, and then make a rational decision. To date, my wife's reasoning has made sense and I followed her advice. If she asked me to not be friends with someone and didn't have sufficient reason to terminate the friendship, then I would inform her of that fact.

    That is the way I handle it. It works for me. I've never claimed it would work for everyone. In fact, I've stated that everyone is different and my advice isn't for everyone. Someone asked for advice, so I gave advice based on my experiences. It is up to them to take it or leave it.

    So, instead of taking your "advice" to grow a pair and be a dick, why don't you accept some constructive criticism and just grow up. Not all men are capable of making that last step. When you do, maybe then you will understand what I am talking about and be ashamed at the way you use to act.
     
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    As I said. It doesn't matter what the intentions of the other women are. It takes two to tango. This boils down to an inherent distrust in you.

    This is a problem. This will continue to rear its ugly head.

    As inelegant and misplaced as jacks statement is... it is correct. It means she does not feel comfortable ALLOWING you to be in the presence of women who she thinks might want you in some way. This means, at the end of the day, that YOU are not trustworthy.

    The end.
     
  25. Patriot911

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    Then you are just as wrong as he is. She isn't worried about me cheating. For the most part she is worried about others taking advantage of my good nature. Likewise, I wouldn't want her to be friends with someone who was constantly taking advantage of her. Oh wait. I have been. In fact she stopped being friends with her. Had nothing to do with trusting her.

    Let's look at this from the reverse perspective, especially since there seems to be a testosterone overload with the two of you. If you have a significant other whom you trusted implicitly, would you like other people hitting on her, using her, or in any other way taking advantage of her? Most guys I know wouldn't like their significant other to be in that position, and would probably take steps to prevent them from being in that position. Do you still insist it is all about distrust of your significant other? Are you really that narrow minded? Seriously.

    As for "this will continue to rear its ugly head", it hasn't, so you're wrong there as well. That is what happens when you try to pretend you actually understand the situation and can safely stereotype every situation into your preconceived notion of how it must be. Could you be right in other situations? Absolutely! Are your observations all encompassing like you're pretending they are? Not even close.

    The end?
     

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