I want to be the black fairy

I am putting this here under humor, but if there are any gods, deities, magical critters, or scientists who are interested I would like to sign a contract or whatever to become a magical girl who wanders around with a magic wand that turns white people black.

I am more than willing to wear a ridiculous costume or sign a contract for my soul. Depending on what your particular desire is. If you are the devil think about it because you know I would make a line of people willing to sell their souls to you to be white again. So it would not just be my soul you would get. If it is Loki the God of tricks and mischief how much fun would that be? I am certainly willing to take whatever humorous karmic backlash that would happen to me for the opportunity.

This could be a real hoot. Could you imagine trump turning black on stage tomorrow? Think about the fun protests over the confederate flag or statues would be if all of a sudden some of the alt right started turning black just out of the blue. This would be a laugh riot if one day we turned on faux news and everyone on there was black, and how funny would it be if people who gave lip service to black people for votes like Hillary Clinton were all of a sudden turned black? That Rachael dolezal woman who was trans black could now be really black. Maybe she would like it, and maybe it would be too intense and she would really freak out.

Think of all the fun it would be online as we would be able to go on stormfront and other neo Nazi sites and hear those guys complain about being turned black.

Perhaps the magic wand could having something settings on it. Like I could turn men into women. Wouldn't that be a hoot. Here you go Bill O'Reilly and Harvey Weinstein. Now you have boobies and a vagina of your own enjoy that. Chelsea manning better be sure she wants to bleed every month because I could make that happen for her. Then maybe the right wing would not be so opposed to her being a woman if they could treat her like one.

Just let yourself think about how funny this could be, and I would be moral than happy to be turned into a black girl to have to face the worst of the worst of prejudice for the power to do that sort of thing. But I would need a white guy disguise ring so I could get through the defenses and pop a couple of them white guys on their own turf. It could be temporary and wear off so I could not be a white boy all the time.

I think this would be a funny joke on the world, and maybe fix some of the real racist troubles within it. Perhaps this was not a funny jokes to some, but that is probably because people would be scared of being turned black by me.

 

How about turning the BLOTUS into a black woman and relocating him to a shithole country where his application to come to America is denied because he/she is a Muslim?

 

Could you imagine being able to see a cop and turn them black? Or to go to congress and lay the black down?

That would be awesome. Maybe the wand could have settings like Mexican or Asian. You could have so much fun with the bigots. I would totally sell my soul for that. Especially if I got to keep the power in hell. Yeah go ahead and kill me to stop me, but you better be good because if you go downstairs you are going to get blackified.

I bet me and the devil would become friends with that power. We could have competitions and puts that stuff on YouTube afterlife edition.

 

It would be cool if I could spread it around or play with time too. Could you imagine going back to the good old days and start turning white slave owners black? Could you imagine turning Hitler black? Wouldn't that mess things up.

 

That post is so well-constructed I'd give it a Like if only I had the faintest idea what it's about.

 

Would you be bothered if I turned you black?

 

I'm gonna regret asking this, I just know I am, but . . . a) Can you do that? and b) Why would you want to?

 

A: not yet, but I am in negotiations
B. I think if it were a temporary thing or even permanent it would give you a different perspective that would change you in a good way.

 

This is an absolutely great idea!

What would white supremacists do if they were turned black? Become black supremacists? Or drop the whole idea?

 

They would simply be a horse of a different color.

They aren't white supremacists because they're white. They're white supremacists because they feel powerless and crave power. It is an adult version of a child acting out when they want attention.

This sickness isn't limited to white people either.