Wow, is that your fateful lightning of your terrible swift sword? Those knights in white satin look so cool. Do I have to be Catholic to join the crusaders? I was raised a Baptist like that al Qaeda guy from Alabama. I'm sure he picked the wrong side. Do I get a horse? [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6O6sM2Shok"]RAP NEWS 8: Osamacide - YouTube[/ame]
You must first be a citizen of one of the appropriate countries. Secondly, you must love freedom and have a fire in your heart that is out to right the wrongs of oppressively violent religions. Then you must be morally, mentally and physically qualified. If I didn't get in too much trouble growing up I'd be on the battlefield today.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fourth_Crusade The fourth crusade. One of the biggest fails and atrocities in the history of the human race.
