Julia Gillard pledges $6.8 billion Australian tax payer dollars to the IMF.

Mak is not a croc.

 

The marines aren't that smart. They'll try camels first.

 

Ozzie women will bang the Marines in large numbers. It's their karma.

 

Naah, as usual the yank misfits and retards will hook up with the same over here, thats the way its always been.

 

Did you see the way Julia cuddled up to Barack? She's a typical Australian woman...she digs Americans.

 

I can see what's going to happen. These frock wearing Nancy boy Marines, after many months of isolation in the Australian outback will, ahem, seek company amongst themselves.

Then many will be injured (or worse) as they stampede to the next passing herd of camels hoping to be the first to catch an attractive one.

 

Apparently you're unfamiliar with the Sacred Band of Thebes.

 

For the marines,, pairing up will be better than dying of bordom in the Australian outback. I'm thinking daisy chain.

 

I now understand where the term "Digger" comes from.

 

No surprises there.

 

Sorry Albert, Julia is ugly enough to scare a steam train up a dirt track, she can`t get an Aussie bloke. All yours mate.

 

You ever been to the racetrack and bet on the ponies? It's like going to a beauty contest in Australia.

 

I`m more of a jockey myself.

 

Doncha hate it, when the next morning after a big night, you wake up next to a 450 - 1 shot.

 

Yeah, I bet you are:

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYOJB2zys60"]Hog races - YouTube[/ame]

 

I once partied with a former Miss Australia. The next morning I woke up, took a good look at her, and tried to quietly get up without waking her. Unfortunately, my left arm was underneath her neck. I couldn't remove my arm without waking her. So I gnawed the arm off like a coyote does when caught in a bear trap, and beat a hasty retreat.

 

Something positive may come out of the marines stationed in Australia.

An entry in the Guinness Book of Records for the longest daisy chain in history. Another thing the America military will beat their chests about.

But I reckon, they'll keep it quiet and use the daisy chain as a new military tactic against the Chinese and Middle East.

 

Nothing positive will come out of Americans being stationed in Oz.

 

I will set the scene for you right now.

The sound of Dueling Bangos wafting across the desert on moonlit nights. Then the intermittent cries of, "Squeal like a pig Earl".

Wee wee weeeeeee!!

 

You've watched too many American movies from the early 1970s. Here are some Diggers at work:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yj4L...l0l35991l46l46l0l33l2l0l388l2874l2.3.6.2l13l0

 

Former Miss Australia? Don`t believe everything your told in gay bars.

 

Your American horses look a bit stunted & out of shape. You should sell them to Iran.

 

American horses are just the right size for diminutive Aussie jockeys.

 

Good looking too, by your local standards. Problem is though, they`re too busy running the USA to get them to do any track work.

 

And American chicks dig Australians. I can tell you that from personal experience.