Just for giggles.......

Supposing such a thing is possible, if you were abducted by aliens, would you tell anyone?
Enjoy!

 

I'd phone home.

 

I might go to the government about it if I had some sort of proof. Otherwise I would just blog about it.

 

Are they illegal aliens?

 

Not if I end up with super powers. You'll all hear about me but you won't know the who or how of it. Working names in progress, Awesome McAwesomenss. Supersuper(insert power)Guy. The Male Amazon. Wasssssuuuppp. The Mood Swing. Facepalm(in that one my signature move is where I insert my palm into someone's face). Narcoleptic Man. Lunch lady Guy. Five finger hurt punch. And George. I'm still deciding.

 

Only if I could produce the anal probe to prove it.