Liberals love of cremating children alive, now moved from Uraqu to Syria hasnt got the same thrill for their leader anymore, who's big announcement for the day is, "Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has lamented the lack of 'people and excitement' in Melbourne a day before the AFL grand final." The voters of his Sydney electorate are queing up at doctors surgeries to get themselves sedatives, so brilliant is their new leader, he takes their breath away!
