I think I may be compelled to putz my moola on the Martians. Not a fan of Jersey Shore.I watched it when it first came out and thought ... what the heck.It was out of fascination that I watched. It was novelty.A Reality TV show with humans.Humans who seemed to have no authority in their lives.I thought,these juvenile-acting young adults must be at the Shore for summer vacation.I guess that was the premise.But these short,squatty motlet crew of Italians aren't interested in College.Their what you call ... Not the college type.Their language and priority are easily established.The Maritans would have a field day. All they need do is tune into a few episodes of the show,watch as human being do the same thing repetitively and with the same result.Sashay the day away copping out of real work so as to put on some muscle shirts and grease their Bods and tease their hair in order to go out and Bar Hop and gossip about who knows what. Maybe if just one segment of - Jersey Shore - dealt with these little Guido's thinking they see Martians on every corner the show might get somewhere.Here's ... Hoping.