National Insult Game

You're not very good at this, Deputea. Sucka my balls Welsh wabbit!

 

Three Englishman walk into a bar and spot a Welshman sitting alone at a table.

One fellow said to the others, 'Let's pick a fight with that Welshman over there.'
His partner replied, 'Wait, we don't want to be arrested. Let's make him start the fight.'
The third Englishman said, 'Wait here chaps. I know how to do it.'

He went over to the Welshman and said, 'St David was a flippin' sissy.'
To this the Welshman replied, 'Ah well you don't say!' and calmly resumed drinking his beer.

The second Englishman now tried his luck and said to the Welshman, 'St David was a stupid fool that wore a dress!'
The Welshman again replied, 'You're very sharp, you don't say!' and calmly resumed drinking his beer.

The last Englishman told his friends he knew how to rile the Welshman and bounced up to the table and yelled, 'St David was an Englishman!'

The Welshman replied, calmly, 'That's what your mates were trying to tell me.'

 

Suck my Turkey and poach my Wales, that is most funniest thing I ever did come Japan.

 

Eck sell ant!

 

If you can't Thai yourself up and Bangkok all day, then Phuket.

 

I usually go the "Virgin Islands" for that type of thing. Others might consider the "Isle of Man". Either way I'm just glad "Togo" Bangkok all day.

 

Union Jackoff

 

I scowled at a guy on the street the other day. I think he brit his pants.