New Improved Industrial Strength Oxymorons

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    Trump wrote: “I just watched a Fake reporter from the Amazon Washington Post say the White House is ‘chaotic, there does not seem to be a strategy for this Shutdown. There is no plan.’

    “The Fakes always like talking Chaos, there is NONE. In fact, there’s almost nobody in the W.H. but me, and I do have a plan on the Shutdown. But to understand that plan you would have to understand the fact that I won the election, and I promised safety and security for the American people. Part of that promise was a Wall at the Southern Border. Elections have consequences!”

    The Washington Post journalist, Philip Rucker, had said: "We hear about the West Wing being chaotic so often but it really is at this moment. There does not seem to be a strategy for this shutdown. They decided to enter the shutdown without a clear plan of how to get out from it.”

    Twitters users were quick to respond. Norman Ornstein, a scholar at the American Enterprise Institute, hit back: “Do we think he is wandering the halls, talking to the portrait of Nixon?” CNN national security analyst Sam Vinograd added: “This tweet proves the reporter’s point.”

    Another user chimed in: “Everyone left you, that’s why it’s just you in the White House. Hence the chaos.” While trump critic Brian Krassenstein picked up on another point, writing: “NEWSFLASH: Amazon does not own the Washington Post.” The jokes mounted, and the memes emerged.
     
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    Self imposed chaos.. err... exile
     
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    Have you ever caught your fingers in a drawer you were shutting?
    That's what's going to happen to trump.
    Ouch!
     
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    A funny post I saw was, "Trump is a lying liar". So is a negative + a negative a positive? As in, not a liar!!
     
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    LOL.. quantum mechanics says no

    but maybe if we look it will be so
     
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    I pulled them out once before I got a hold of anything
     
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    oxymoron?

    Trump loyalist
     
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    No man.. I sell the cleaner.. you have seen me on TV
     
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    Trump declares wheelbarrows and shovels weapons of mass destruction.. They can make tunnels

    Maybe El Chapo can be our pen pal here!!!! LOL

    3000% tarriff on export of American digging technology.. oh yeah.. the shovels son hecho in mexico

    Caterpillar is going to make construction equipment out of hemp in 20 years
     
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