Game over man... game over. Newt Gingrich has now garnered the most coveted endorsement the universe has to offer... That's right, no other than Chuck Norris. http://www.wnd.com/2012/01/gops-biggest-celebrity-makes-his-endorsement/ Everybody knows that you simply cannot trump Norris, for he is omnipotent.
Oh c'mon, how was I supposed to pass up the opportunity? It's practically impossible for me to hear the name Chuck Norris without thinking of things like this: http://www.thechucknorrisfacts.com/