Shkreli offers Kanye 10m to sell his album *only* to him…

Every once in a while, there is a convergence of news and people that drops my jaw and puts a smile on my face for the sheer improbability of the story.

I think this is one of them…

Let's start with Kanye West. If he was in charge of a country, he would make Jong-Il look like Chamberlain. I think West is one of the most bat-(*)(*)(*)(*) crazy people on earth. Yesterday he started blasting out tweets about being $53,000,000.00 in personal debt and plying people like Mark Zuckerburg and Larry Page to give him 1 billion dollars as the greatest artist of all-time instead of opening one school in Africa. You cannot make this stuff up.

Martin Shkreli, enter stage left… This guy is by far the most entertaining doosh magnet of the year, thumbing his nose at congress, the media, basically everyone from his seat as a hedge fund manager and self-proclaimed robber-barron. He is out there.


The story goes that Kanye appears to start panicking about being 53 million dollars in debt, and Martin Shkreli offers to buy Kanye's new album *only* to him, for 10 million dollars to help him out.


From the bottom of my monday-morning heart, Thank You internet.

 

I predict that Crayola goes postal before the end of the year. You heard it here first.