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  1. Falena

    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    I found a set of keys with a key fob in my burrito.
    What the hell is going on here?

    Did I win a car or something?
     
    Falena, Sep 20, 2013
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  2. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Imagine this... I get to the parking lot in the POURING RAIN this morning, retrace my steps from yesterday and there are my keys laying right where I parked yesterday. Guess they were under the car when everybody was searching. WOOT!

    So you can go ahead and eat those in your burrito, falena. They're not mine.
     
    Smartmouthwoman, Sep 20, 2013
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  3. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Oh yeah, good morning and welcome to Friday.
     
    Smartmouthwoman, Sep 20, 2013
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  4. Chuz Life

    Chuz Life Active Member Past Donor

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    That made me laugh loud enough to draw attention from family!

    I needed that.
     
    Chuz Life, Sep 20, 2013
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  5. liberalminority

    liberalminority Well-Known Member

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    speaking of burritos qdoba has cheaper ones than chipotle, but potbelly sandwiches are a good substitute too.
     
    liberalminority, Sep 20, 2013
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  6. Shangrila

    Shangrila staff Past Donor

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    How was it?
     
    Shangrila, Sep 21, 2013
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  7. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Happy Saturday. 70 degrees in Big D. WOOT!

    Anybody doing anything fun this weekend? I need some excitement.
     
    Smartmouthwoman, Sep 21, 2013
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  8. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Apple-tini anyone? I'm buying.

    [​IMG]
     
    Smartmouthwoman, Sep 21, 2013
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  9. Shangrila

    Shangrila staff Past Donor

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    Hey, I got it. Lets go bull roping. That should do it.
    Ingredients, a rope and a TX longhorn. Lets just not fall in one of those cow patties.
    When we got that big boy, we come here and have some appletinies.
     
    Shangrila, Sep 22, 2013
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  10. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Ugh, sounds smelly.

    I've got a better idea... let's do some jello shots:

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    COWBOYS 17, RAMS 0
    (halftime)    ​
     
    Smartmouthwoman, Sep 22, 2013
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  11. Shangrila

    Shangrila staff Past Donor

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    That sounds yummy. Never had one of these. Betcha one and I'm under the table.

    Go boyz.
     
    Shangrila, Sep 22, 2013
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  12. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    31-7 final.

    COWBOYS WIN!!!!

    This one's for you, dumplin...

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    *slurps jello shot*
     
    Smartmouthwoman, Sep 22, 2013
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  13. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Don't wanna corrupt nobody. Here ya go, g/f... celebrate!!

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    Smartmouthwoman, Sep 22, 2013
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    those look heavenly, im going to take an insulin shot and have some. you gotta enjoy life sometimes.
     
    liberalminority, Sep 22, 2013
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  15. Shangrila

    Shangrila staff Past Donor

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    Dang, that's breakfastlunch'ndinner. Yeeeehaw
     
    Shangrila, Sep 23, 2013
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  16. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Not feeling well today so I stayed home. Hope they can manage wo me.
     
    Smartmouthwoman, Sep 23, 2013
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    RPA1 Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Monday again.....I thought Monday was yesterday.....What happened to last week?
     
    RPA1, Sep 23, 2013
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  18. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Ain't it so? And tomorrow's Monday for me since I skipped a day.

    Lets drink.
     
    Smartmouthwoman, Sep 23, 2013
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  19. Shangrila

    Shangrila staff Past Donor

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    Did you know that time flies when you are having fun? Yeah, that's it, fun. Its not that time goes by faster as you get older.
    Thank God for Mr Google telling me in the morning what day it is. Sheesh.

    Oh, and yes, lets drink.
     
    Shangrila, Sep 24, 2013
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  20. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Hr and a half staff mtg. Make mine a double.

    Wheres the yankee? Did she get canned?
     
    Smartmouthwoman, Sep 24, 2013
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  21. Shangrila

    Shangrila staff Past Donor

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    Betcha she's standing on a ladder trying to dance and drink at the same time.
     
    Shangrila, Sep 24, 2013
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    RPA1 Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    I used to be in charge of 'staff' then I became 'staff'.....Ugh. Today, I am my own 'staff' and it still sucks. Scotch on the rocks please.
     
    RPA1, Sep 24, 2013
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  23. liberalminority

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    Feeling hungry?, remember the 4 major food groups. Pie, sugar water, burger, and fries. Enjoy!

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    liberalminority, Sep 24, 2013
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  24. Shangrila

    Shangrila staff Past Donor

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    McD's FF and coffee aren't too bad. They can keep the rest. The beef smells like cow dung that's been who knows where. Had me a chicken nugget once...a colleague offered... I think its still hanging somewhere in my stomach.
     
    Shangrila, Sep 24, 2013
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  25. KevinVA

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    Hey guys! I'm here for the booze! Pass me a Sam Adams, please. It's past 5pm, so I'm a bit late!

    That being said: Five Guys for the win, but I do enjoy myself some McDs every now and again.
     
    KevinVA, Sep 24, 2013
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