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  1. Foolardi

    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Don't forgit Christmas is right around the corner and Neiman Marcus
    may have specials around Halloween on their Winter full length Raccoon coats.
     
    Foolardi, Oct 19, 2015
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  2. MMC

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    Fans of Monday SMW? [​IMG] Not unless it will always be my day off. :wink:

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    OMG.....


    :lol:
     
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    Oh, so you already know about Shots all thru The Weekend. [​IMG] Yeah, Wimmens do have that affect upon one. [​IMG]

    [video=youtube;KEI4qSrkPAs]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEI4qSrkPAs[/video]
     
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  5. Statistikhengst

    Statistikhengst Well-Known Member

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    This hallowed establishment may be just the right place for a message like this:

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    The moral of the story is: Proofread before you post, cuz "retinal" and "rectal" just ain't the same thing!!!

    This was your retinal-zen for the day.
     
    Statistikhengst, Oct 19, 2015
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    You weren't drinking Grasshoppers, were you? [​IMG]

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    Be Water my Friend.

    [video=youtube;pGFf3SRP1bE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGFf3SRP1bE[/video]
     
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    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Frankly My Dear I don't Give a Shot.Never liked nor pretended to like college
    drinking games.Steered clear of them whenever possible.I like to enjoy
    getting tipsy.If I wanted to get drunk I drank my normal amount of beer and
    took a Quaalude.Did the trick every time.My very first time taking a psychedelic
    was my First time Tripping.I was coached for about a week on how to trip by
    a guy on my freshman floor dorm.His nickname was " Tripper ".
    We waiting until Friday after dinner and each took a hit of Chocolate mescaline.
    We went to a secluded place off to the side of the College cafeteria and waited for
    the drug to kick-in.We were sitting down in this secluded cafeteria hallway when
    out of nowhere we both slowly started laughing and feeling really ballsy.Like those rabid
    Football fans who can be seen on really cold Football sunday in the bleechers
    with no shirts on,jumping up and down rah rah sis boom bah !.
    Tripper and I knew of some block parties off campus and preceeded to go
    laughing and hee hawing like a couple of hyena waiting for their meals to
    rot a little more.I never had such a hoot in all my born days.Tripper and I
    were transported into some kind of comedy team Like Hope & Crosby and
    their road movies.We actually were a spectacle as we entertained anyone and
    everyone that night.
     
    Foolardi, Oct 19, 2015
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    Well, we graduated from the School of Hard Knocks. Still we did invite college people to a few of our parties. Just sayin.

    [video=youtube;Nj2700em-JQ]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nj2700em-JQ[/video]
     
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    My Jurior year me and my college roomies { off campus housing } went to
    Ft.Lauderdale for spring break.Too many stories to tell about that trip.
    I took turns doing the driving on the way down and managed to screw up.
    It was like the middle of the night and I had been dipping into the weed.
    My roomies were sleeping as I drove on and on.I'm not sure how but somehow
    I failed to make sure and check the gas gauge.By the time I did,one of my roomies
    awoke and then the others.It was reading almost empty.So I turned off at the next exit off
    the interstate.It was pitch dark and I remember this steep hill.We never made it to the top.
    We had to sit and wait for a passing vehicle and beg for assistance.Help finally
    arrived but not before I heard " Burnout " at least a dozen times by my roomies { buddies }.
    My nickname was " BurnOut " amongst a few of my close buddies.
    Not all my college buddies but enough that knew my Pot Jones.
     
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    Heya wheres Falena been? Hope things are well for her.
     
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    She is doing well. :D

    Never before encounted a forum where the administrator was as kind-hearted, open and friendly as Falena. Big thumbs up.
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Falena's a peach... for a Yankee woman. Just don't insult her gravy. She goes NY nuts. ;)

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    Oh she is a New Yorker eh, and Italian too.

    I know how to handle those Hot Blooded Eyetalion Goils. Just sayin! [​IMG]

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    Oh, she can cook too? [​IMG]
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    New York or somewhere up there -- you know I consider everything north of the Red River yankeeland. ;)
     
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    I got a fortune cookie that read "You will learn Chinese." Seems more like a Borg-ish "Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated" than a fortune.
     
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    I would love a job writing fortune cookies... I would write (*)(*)(*)(*) like "tomorrow you will be abducted by aliens"...Yea a far cry from the typical Confucius quote..

    "Your life is a reality TV show and you don't even know it" lol

    "Next week you will fall and wont be able to get up and will finally understand the virtues in commercials" ..
     
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    Or put two nouns together with no verb so it freaks people out trying to figure it out like "You cancer"
     
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    Or perhaps "congratulations you just got Ebola"

    Hahaha...
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Good morning barflies. How's everybody on this fine Tuesday?

    Yeah, me too... need more coffee.

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    Mornin SMW. [​IMG] Well, it is the First day I have had off in 7 yrs. Other than for some medical reason. Its like a whole new day for me now. Don't know what to do with the time except to enjoy it. Well that's for now.

    This is the first day that I didn't know what was breaking with Print. Which seems weird.

    [​IMG]
     
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    Mornin People of the Strange Brews. [​IMG] Hope all had a good Monday night. At least we are still having some decent weather. But Ole man winter is fast approaching for us. Frost on the ground and some cold rain next couple of days.

    Did I mention I hate winter weather.

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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    80 here and no rain for the last month.

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    I wish I could get away for winter. Although, I would accept working out of my home. Just sayin! [​IMG]

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    Well, I figure this was my last cut on the grass. Finished that and raking out the yards. Raking for the rest of the fall will be easier now. As I will still have plenty of leaves coming down.

    We should get in another good weekend before December with some decent weather and sunshine. Now that I got my Now and Zen in. I don't know what I will do for the rest of the week. My training finishes Friday. And 2 hrs isn't a lot to complain about for work. As long as that money talks. KnowWhatImean! [​IMG]

    [video=youtube;s8lhnrCDU4Q]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8lhnrCDU4Q[/video]
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    As of tomorrow, we've met the future. From here on, it's Back To The Present.

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