Smartie's Hillbilly Bar & Grill #33

Speaking of g/fs.... the Divas invited me to come along on a 4 day weekend to San Antonio in a few weeks. Haven't decided if I'm going yet or not, but can't beat the price... it's free since one of 'em owns a timeshare on the riverwalk.

Decisions, decisions... can I play diva for 4 whole days?

 

If you wont go, one of us will gladly take your place.

 

Flounder , can ya be more specific ? it looks like they all grabbin at your ass . . .

why was ya sitting on the amp ?

and here , have some pizza . . .

 

Allow me to repeat that - gladly take your place.

 

by golly , Smarts , my daughter had to go to the dentist today , emergency basis , extreme pain , I hope your visit was more of a scheduled nature , maybe a cleaning .

Take as good a care of your teeth as you can , , you prolly like the rest of us , it's what the insurance will pay , and dental insurance don't pay SHILT . . . but it's a great thing to have a good smile . . .

and your lovely self being a Texas gal , a country gal , , raised as I was on real mashed potatoes & side-meat half-runner greens and cornbread , fried okra & squash , ,

you can eat the above with no teeth ^^^ but what's below you can't . . . v v v

CORN ON the COB , , , lord , lord , how I love to eat corn , ,

it tastes entirely different wearing dentures , take care of those toothies .

 

When do it start ? ? ?

It's already started , where you at ?

like I said , the banjo picker is a preacher , and the bouncer.

first song on the night goes to the parson , take it away , Fiddlin John

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Well now , seeing as this is Tuesday night , let's shake the shack . .

The Party starts at Smartys OP .

 

Here they come , Smarty , Fiddlin John is warming up .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UP5Q3C4fXMk

 

Hey, may be we all go and embarrass smartie, and you can give us a ride.
Coming to think of it, might be a great idea for a new bar when we overstayed our welcome at HB's.

SpotCats Truckin Thunderbar ...where we roll on moonshine

 

Ok folks , y'all simmer down a minute ,

here to start the evening off at Smartys , is Union Station and the Sunny South ... y'all let your hair down on this .

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I'm here. Hillbilly promised me some shine.

 

ok y'all , here's another one , this group is a bunch of area boys that have made the big time and make mighty fine music .

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Hillbillies and rednecks - makin' do with whatcha have....lol

 

here ya go , Trin , enjoy the story while your sipping , watch out now , that's 180 Proof your sipping on . . .

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no one uses that as a windchime, the noise wouldn't be attractive.

 

Here's an oldie for ya' --

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzU9FgNTYrU

 

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ok folks , I know it's still early , so you young sprouts party hardy . .

but remember to close the gate and throw a bucket o sand on the fire before you turn in , , plenty of room in the barn , , and (*)(*)(*)(*) it , if you're gonna throw up , throw up in the hog trough , will ya ? ? sheeeshhh ...

here's Earl Scruggs , Steve Martin , Vince Gill in Foggy Mtn Breakdown . .

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wow . . . I've carried pizzas all day announcing the party here tonight . . .

there's not been enough here to start a decent fight tonight . .

Tuesday , prolly . . . Smarts , it's not the same without you here , , we all hope that the tooth is pain-free today and rest & recoup . . lol , this rowdy bunch is too rough for me to handle . .

lol , to those that came and partied , , come on back & bring somebody with you . .

to those that didn't make it tonight , after eating MY free pizzas all day , ,
then this 'whoop' is for you , , and stop at the shark ... and then continue , but y'all get the idea . . .

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I'm getting in the last post before the site goes down for upgrades!

 

Door creaks open...

Hello? Good mornin'? Anyone here?

Hmmm... looks like they're all runnin' late. Guess I'll make a pot of coffee and some breakfast. I hope they like eggs Benedict --

 

WOO HOO! Upgrades!!! So far the only thing's different is the loss of sev features on the home page... but surely that will be rectified.

Good morning and welcome to humpday (aka my Thurs).

Just put in for a few vac days for the SAT trip... guess I'm in w/divas for that weekend. Better pick myself up a new crown (and we ain't talking teeth)

 

Yum! Thx, darlin... just what the doctor ordered!

 

Morning y'all. I need some bitters this morning. Got a belly ache and flat don't want to be here.

 

Good mornin' Smartie!

Here's a cup of coffee and a plate for ya', help yourself to the eggs Benedict.

While you're doin' that, I'll drop a quarter in the juke box...

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