Smartie's Holiday Bar & Grill #29

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  1. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Ho Ho Ho! Tis the season, folks... put aside that shopping list (and your politics), pull up a barstool and take a load off!

    This is the place to imbide in a little Christmas spirit(s), some friendly banter and who knows, maybe a few gift suggestions for that special person on your list!

    What'll it be, y'all... a Brown Cow or a nice cold brewski??

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    Saving a spot for OT... right in front of this nice warm fireplace. The rest of us might come here to chill out... but he needs someplace to get warm!!!

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    Come on in, folks... everybody's welcome here!
     
  2. Shangrila

    Shangrila staff Past Donor

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    Somewhere near Jackson...

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qccLJ-slFI"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qccLJ-slFI[/ame]

    That calls for some

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  3. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Sometimes staying up on the newest technology is tough... even for Santa!

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    Awww, have another drink. It'll be over 'fore we know it!

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  4. Falena

    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    Oh (*)(*)(*)(*)ing great. Now I have to look words up in the dictionary in the bar.

    imbide? What the (*)(*)(*)(*) is that?

    Man feelin' stupid in the bar already. lmao

    I dont have a mind for Moderation right now so anyone reading this Im the drunk on barstool number 3 right now. Falena the Moderator is in the bathroom. Im the Patty Duke cousin thing. Ask Smartie if you dont believe me. lol
     
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    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    My most favorite Christmas song in the non religious category.

    I learned hand gestures to this song in 3rd grade and everytime...no matter where...I hear this song I break out into hand gestures. lol

    It came easy to me. I'm Italian. lol

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6OC7Y4n3xs"]Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer---Gene Autry - YouTube[/ame]
     
  6. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    I know nothing...

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQTqKcojrVY"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQTqKcojrVY[/ame]

    imbibe - v. im·bibed, im·bib·ing, im·bibes. v.tr. 1. To drink. 2. To absorb or take in as if by drinking.

    Geesh, and they say us suth'ners are dumb.
     
  7. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    I'd pay good money to see that. Gotta webcam? :omg:
     
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    submarinepainter Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    sounds more like a Sybil thing here lol


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  9. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Maybe it's 'sock personality syndrome?' Instead of checking her ISP, might wanna take a look at her DNA! :omg:
     
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    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    I just noticed something.
    They just said, "But Patty loves to rock and roll. A hot dog makes her lose control".

    Hmmm...somethings not right about that.

    Who said southerners are dumb?
    You callin me dumb, sistah? Dont make me come down there.


    You got an extra room? lol
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Come on down, sistah. I'll kick one of the hairy-legs outta their room for ya. ;)

    Hey! You started the dumb thing... I was just agreeing with ya!

    Now, are you gonna imbide or just take up space on that barstool?

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    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    I'm·bibed
    lmao

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0q8Oho_RjM"]I Drink Alone - George Thorogood - YouTube[/ame]


    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMFMf9cN64U&feature=related"]Georgia Satellites -Keep your hands to yourself - YouTube[/ame]
     
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    Well I do kindly thank you my dear. And yes, these old bones could take a good warming up. I spent most of the day outside getting some last minute yard work done before the real snow starts to hit. I got all of the little statues put away in the shed form the rock garden. Took down the fence around the rock garden and severfal other things. And swept the sidewalk and drivewy down. So yep, I am quite ready for that fireplace and a drink. So today I am breaking the rules and having one. Make it a double of chivas regal please.
     
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    Here ya go, sweetie. Poured it neat... figure you've already got enough ice.

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    Ugh, gotta get ready to pull another 4 days in a row. It's a dirty, rotten job, but somebody's gotta do it. (LOL, looking on the bright side... not nearly as rotten as some I've had in the past)

    Y'all have a good evening. It'll be Moanday before we know it! ;)
     
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    :mrgreen:

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQhwNtY3N2k&feature=related]Mamma Mia[/ame]
     
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    I do kindly thank you for that drink. It went down nice and smooth and it began to warm me up on the inside as that wonderful fireplace took care of the outside for me.

    So here it is already, Monday. Man I tell you that the weekend just aint long enough. Oh well, now on to breakfast.

    How about a nice steak this morning. Your choice either ham or beef steak to go with our eggs this morning. That ought to get us fortified for the day.

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    Good morning, y'all! I see that Dallas, Texas is colder than NYC this morning. Whassup with that? 28 degrees on the way to 57. Finally had to pull out the coat & gloves!

    Brrrrrrrr -- believe I'll have a hot toddy with my steak & eggs this morning! Thx OT!
     
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    looks like climate change, whiskey on the rocks with the eggs this morning

    then a pack of newports
     
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    sounds nutritious
     
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    Might sound good to some, but the combination of eggs, whiskey and smokes makes me wanna gag. Now, coffee, whiskey and perhaps some whipped cream, a few sprinkles of chocolate, that sounds wonderful.
     
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    Amen, sistah... get those eggs outta that picture. :omg:
     
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    Coffee and fruit juice only before noon.
     
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    Morning y'all! Hope everybody had a great turkey day and weekend. I did a little too much work to suit myself, but the carpets are cleaned, the bedding and rugs throughout the house are washed. I'm ready to drag out the Christmas decorations and go find the perfect tree.

    Granson's BD party was a huge success.....I told DIL those blue stains all over him from getting to dig into his own little personal 'smash' cake will probably wear off by his next birthday.

    Okay.....hot toddy for me, this morning. Got a little *koff*....medicinal purposes.
     
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    Holiday Bar

    I never gave my permission to have that name.I was not consulted.
    This isn't the first time a Title got used w/o my consultation.
     
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    I'll have another toddy, g/f. Gotta scratchy throat this morning, too. Hope I'm not coming down w/a Christmas Cold. :omg:
     
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