Smartie's New Deal Bar & Grill #38

Thx for giving the last word in this old bar... I've got a few of 'em to share.

If I ever get called for jury duty again, I hereby (*)(*)(*)(*)ing swear I'm gonna get the (*)(*)(*)(*) out of it if I have to wear a (*)(*)(*)(*)ing rainbow (*)(*)(*)(*)ing afro wig and act like I'm (*)(*)(*)(*)ing nuts so they won"t (*)(*)(*)(*)ing pick me!!!

Got picked for a jury, left the courthouse at 7:07 pm... without reaching a verdict. Gotta go back at 9 am and I can't talk about it so don't ask me, OK?

Civic duty my left hind foot. Civic torture is more like it.

*GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*

 

Lock 'er up, please. Time to take a little trip.



(click on pic for free ticket)

 

There is a way out.Just get a doctors excuse that you have High Blood pressure and
aren't willing to gamble with yer health over the trauma of hearing evidence.
Worked fir me.Well,After my first Jury duty.I think I gots a check for
like $38.oo for a couple weeks worth of duty.That was in the 80's.

 

In before it's closed.


where have I heard that....makes me feel slimy just writing it

 

Today was a good reminder it only takes ONE IDIOT to screw up the whole friggin system. If we're not outta there by noon, somebody's going to jail and it prob won't be our defendant.

Come to the beach with me, Foolie... I'll buy ya a mai tai...