Smartie's Oasis Bar & Grill #27

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  1. PatriotNews

    PatriotNews Well-Known Member

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    No "shoot me if my dork stops working" clause?
     
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    HillBilly New Member Past Donor

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    [​IMG] if I happen across this merry place which should be Heaven to an old Irish soul , and mine as well , I might add ... I'll sure get it to you asap or pdq , whichever comes first .

    In the meantime , can I offer you some dessert ?[​IMG] and a cup of coffee ? [​IMG]

    Kimi ,, Keep your chin up and know that things will get better ,, but some things just take their own time ,,, so stop beating yourself up and get ready for Trky day ... and don't forget the cranberry sauce ...
     
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    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Sometimes I'm a slow learner.I tink I got it now.
    An Oasis bar.Like I sahsay into this joint and make my
    way to the long mahogany bar with nice swivel stools and
    great lighting to show off the vast expensive layers of Top Shelf
    booze.The barkeep in professional livery attire politely asks
    " what'll it be ? ".So I smart aleck back.What'd ya got Bub.?
    He points to the near thousand bottles under fancy low lights and
    pulls out from under the thick bar,a nice almost 1" thick glass.
    I point to a bottle and order me's a double on the rocks.
    The ice is crystal clear and the size of Kingston charcoal.
    I gets me drinky and looks round,placin' a nice crisp $20 spot,
    smack on the bar.Then the Oasis walked in.
    Like man ... I forgot all about drinkin'.That's how hot she was.
    I almost went back to bein' a slow learner,I did.
    Butts ... I dint !
     
  4. Kimi

    Kimi Well-Known Member

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    Wake up y'all!!! Where did everybody go? Did y'all party too late without me again?

    Freaking slow computer.....:gun:
     
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    Howdy y'all

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  6. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Hiya, Kimi! You have to work today? Poor baby! :(

    My day off plan of watching Springer & judge shows is off to a bad start. The theme of Jerry's show today was Trannylicious. Other than watching their ususpecting partners freak out at the 'news' -- not much of interest there. Now I'm a lil restless and might have to hit the shops. LOL, I COULD clean out a closet or something... :bored:
     
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    Good mornin' everybody - it's Friday!

    Here's a little mornin' music for those who doesn't have the day off -

    Sing along -- :sing: I Don't Want To Work, I Just Want To Bang On The Drum All Day!" :)

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZclddLcOYYA]Todd Rundgren[/ame]

    (refrain) I don't want to work
    I want to bang on the drum all day
    I don't want to play
    I just want to bang on the drum all day

    Ever since I was a tiny boy
    I don't want no candy, I don't need no toy
    I took a stick and an old coffee can
    I bang on that thing 'til I got blisters on my hand

    Because... (refrain)

    When I get older they think I'm a fool
    The teacher told me I should stay after school
    She caught me pounding on the desk with my hands
    But my licks was so hot I made the teacher wanna dance


    And that's why... (refrain x2)

    Listen to this...
    Every day when I get home from work
    I feel so frustrated the boss is a jerk
    And I get my sticks and go out to the shed
    And I pound on that drum like it was the boss's head


    Because... (refrain x3)
     
  8. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Nice post, Foolie. Enjoyed reading it, but can't tell if there's an "I'm sorry I was such a jerk" in there someplace, so won't read too much into it. :nana:
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Ditto that one, Shangrila. A heartfelt thank you to all our veterans. :hug:
     
  10. Kimi

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    Thank you......very nice.
     
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    Kimi Well-Known Member

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    Yes, this is one of the 'holidays' that is saved for our end of year break. I'll have a week and a half off at Christmas and New Years, so I can handle working today. Lots of cadet activities going on, so it's pretty busy up here.
     
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    LMAO....perfect!!
     
  13. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    IC... not bad being among those we honor on their special day, huh? [​IMG]

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    I'm werkin'. Good thing too, as my staff called out sick. :(


    Shangrila, love your Veterans Day card.

    It's hug a Veteran Day everybody!
     
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    Good morn...I'm a vet, but not a combat vet. I wanna thank all the combat vets today, they have put their lives on the line for all of us.
     
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    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    To all that served and are currently serving thank you.

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuqJdv9ZCpk"]Military Tribute - Veterans Day Remembered - YouTube[/ame]
     
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    It's great....the cadets are in their service dress today and they always make me so proud when I see them like that. They are marching in the parade downtown this afternoon. I'm "Ms. Kim" to all of them. They've probably ruined me where other students are concerned because I know not all of them are nearly as polite and respectful as these kids are.
     
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    [​IMG]

    It was the eleventh hour of the eleventh day of the eleventh month, and the guns fell silent. Finally, the war was over and all was quiet on the Western front.

    They had gone to Europe to fight for a belief, a cause, a principle. They had fought the battles of Belleau Wood, the river Meuse, and the Argonne Forest. They had survived, they had lived to see another day, the "War To End All Wars" was over.

    Little did they know that their sons would be fighting here again in less than 25 years...
     
  19. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Wow... look at all the aces!!!
     
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    CanadianEye Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    The same. 10 years Canadian Armed Forces. November 11th parade none of us would mutter a negative word, standing in blizzards, frozen mustaches etc, for numerous hours. Too much thanks and admiration for those who sacrificed to even think of a grumble.

    Now...every other dog and pony show parade...well, that is a different story. :)
     
  21. Kimi

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    Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.............

    What a long, boring day.......

    I'll take a little coffee with my Bailey's, maybe that will help.
     
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    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    Metaphor

    Three days in my brain...

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3khH9ih2XJg"]Bob Seger- Turn the Page - YouTube[/ame]
     
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    Best song Seger ever did. Many are great, Turn the Page...just a whole nuther level of great!...thanks for the vid.
     
  24. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Hell yeah, I can do some Seger...

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOYppTlU42U"]Strut[/ame]
     
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    Dang, its almost time to move again. Wow.
     
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