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  1. old timer

    old timer New Member Past Donor

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    You wern't supposed to notice that.
     
    old timer, Mar 13, 2012
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  2. Kimi

    Kimi Well-Known Member

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    I'll need your doctor's phone number now.:p
     
    Kimi, Mar 13, 2012
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    Shangrila staff Past Donor

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    Be careful PT, Kimi is relentless.
     
    Shangrila, Mar 13, 2012
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  4. Kimi

    Kimi Well-Known Member

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    LMAO! By golly, I'll take care of you whether you want me to, or not!! That's me!
     
    Kimi, Mar 13, 2012
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  5. Shangrila

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    And they all thank you for it later.
     
    Shangrila, Mar 13, 2012
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    liberalminority Well-Known Member

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    good evening what a hard day is it happy hour yet, jack daniels and steamed crabs today.
     
    liberalminority, Mar 13, 2012
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    Shangrila staff Past Donor

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    what time is dinner?
     
    Shangrila, Mar 13, 2012
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  8. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_W5QnO5UGk"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_W5QnO5UGk[/ame]

    X2

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ID7cPE2FEs&feature=related"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ID7cPE2FEs&feature=related[/ame]
     
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    old timer New Member Past Donor

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    Sure it is 111-555-1234. But he just left to go to a conference in India.
     
    old timer, Mar 13, 2012
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  10. HillBilly

    HillBilly New Member Past Donor

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    here's ya a great big hug . [​IMG]
     
    HillBilly, Mar 14, 2012
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  11. Falena

    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    This is so bad. I came here praying I didn't type anything in an altered state...lol...last night.

    For years I practiced the principle of "never touch the phone when you're drunk". Now I type. How stupid is that?

    No damage..all clear. Put the air freshener away.


    Bet your ass she does and always will!


    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46Cfrl7hMoQ"]Paul Simon - Me and Julio Down by the Schoolyard + lyrics - YouTube[/ame]


    She either started early or never stopped. Ut Oh...I potted 20 fig trees, Grandpa Tadooch. Oh and I bought a mandolin.
    Marinated black cured olives, Fontina, hard crusted bread and.....beer. Wine gives me a headache. lol
    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pflp9MdhXSM&feature=related"]italy- PATRIZIO BUANNE - Luna Mezz'o Mare - YouTube[/ame]

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V57hP7Ipjw4&feature=related"]Lou Monte - Pepino, the Italian Mouse - YouTube[/ame]

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AieUk2AH4w&feature=related"]Dean Martin - That's Amore - YouTube[/ame]
     
    Falena, Mar 14, 2012
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  12. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    'morning y'all! Nice follow-up to Falena's medley... enjoy!

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mz3CPzdCDws"]Stayin Alive[/ame]
     
    Smartmouthwoman, Mar 14, 2012
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  13. Kimi

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    Happy Hump Day, y'all!

    I must have slept good last night. I have this strange feeling of being rested. I think that's what it is, anyway...it's been a while.

    So, katy bar the door...Kimi's feeling rested....:)
     
    Kimi, Mar 14, 2012
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    Didn't sleep well, then had to run out without coffee. How sad is that?
    Staying alive? Not without a caffeine IV.
     
    Shangrila, Mar 14, 2012
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  15. Kimi

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    Bless your heart, Shang....can I get you anything? I'm still trying to figure out how you run without coffee? I can't talk without it.
     
    Kimi, Mar 14, 2012
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    This morning the weather channel said it was happy PI day. 3 14. I don't know where 2012 fits though.
     
    gophangover, Mar 14, 2012
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    :hug::love::hug:
     
    Trinnity, Mar 14, 2012
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    What is happy PI day? I think of Private Investigator, but on the weather channel?
     
    Kimi, Mar 14, 2012
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    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    On my mind....Ah yeah!
    Fool around? A beautiful girl! Come to Mama. She's hoooot!
    I totally changed my image. Lost weight, 100 situps a night, nail polish, wild wavy long hair, black leather, sun glasses so you cant see how high I am (*)(*)(*)(*). I saw my reflection in glass today and thought...That's a (*)(*)(*)(*)ing hot chick! Wait, thats me. lol




    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rD70bNDujQU"]Van Halen - Beautiful Girls + lyrics - YouTube[/ame]
     
    Falena, Mar 14, 2012
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Now who does this remind ya of?

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]​
     
    Smartmouthwoman, Mar 14, 2012
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  21. Kimi

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    I love Rose and her alter ego! It's falena, alright, but I've been relating to that for years! LOL
     
    Kimi, Mar 14, 2012
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    Go falena!
     
    Kimi, Mar 14, 2012
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    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    She dreams of leather.
    I live it!

    "If the jacket fits, wear it."

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VaEdKwXJhM"]Van Halen - Why Can't This Be Love - YouTube[/ame]

    By the way. I never read that Rose comic. Thats been around for a long time?
     
    Falena, Mar 14, 2012
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  24. old timer

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    time to smile.



    **'Hi honey.**
    **This is Daddy.**
    **Is Mommy near the phone?'**

    **'No, Daddy.**
    **She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Gabe.'**

    **After a brief pause,**


    **Daddy says,**
    **'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Gabe.'**




    **'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy,**
    **Right now..'**




    Brief Pause.




    **'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.**
    **Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs**
    **And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy**
    **That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'**




    **'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.'**





    **A few minutes later**
    **The little girl comes back to the phone.**




    **'I did it, Daddy.'**




    **'And what happened, honey?' **




    'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming.**




    **Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser**
    **And now she isn't moving at all!'**





    **'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Gabe?'**




    **'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too..**




    **He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window**
    **And into the swimming pool..**
    **But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water**
    **Last week to clean it.**




    **He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'**





    *****Long Pause*****






    *****Longer Pause*****





    *****Even Longer Pause*****





    **Then Daddy says,**




    **'Swimming pool? .............**





    **Is this 486-5731?'*





    **No, I think you have the wrong number.........*
     
    old timer, Mar 14, 2012
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  25. Kimi

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    Yes, I love Rose. Especially with the alter ego. When things don't suit her very well, she becomes the leather wearing biker chick and roars off on her bike....I can relate....LOL
     
    Kimi, Mar 14, 2012
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