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Discussion in 'Member Casual Chat' started by Smartmouthwoman, Aug 29, 2011.

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  1. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Dust off those boots y'all and let's have a cool one. Life's too short to argue politics all the time. So hang that six-shooter on the hook by the door, pull up a barstool and talk about anything EXCEPT politics. Everyone's welcome here.

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    Gentlemen, kindly use the spittoons and not the floor... ladies, you know the routine. We charm, they pay... it's the saloon girl's way!

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    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    There is no way in hell I could ever imagine me charming money out of anyone. LMFAO!!! I would be the rancher woman who cooked for everyone and came into town to get supplies and shot up the bar. LOL

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsRNCvHXHHU"]Patsy Cline-Walkin' After Midnight - YouTube[/ame]
     
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  3. Shangrila

    Shangrila staff Past Donor

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    Heh, found ya.

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdVPD43ln2k&feature=related"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdVPD43ln2k&feature=related[/ame]
     
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  4. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    LOL, whatever floats yer boat, yankee woman. (no pun intended)

    We could use some security, sweetie... can ya shoot?

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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    (LOL @ that last pic's caption *slaps self*)

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s05jcrJw0as"]I wanna be a cowboy[/ame]
     
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    liberalminority Well-Known Member

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    these new bars open up quick, before the last ones close :mrgreen:
     
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    At last, a place where I can sits and sips me suds and ogle the gals. Thank ya kindly SMW.
     
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    And now it is time for some breakfast kiddies. Today we are going to go to Greece for breakfast, it is a little different but still good, so enjoy. Have a really great day all.

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    cenydd Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Hang on....I'm on my way.

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_xmujSyxkU"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_xmujSyxkU[/ame]

    Sooooooo...........Whip Doris Day, whip Doris Day, whip Doris Day!!!!!
     
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    old timer New Member Past Donor

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    I just read on the news this morning that Doris Day is coming out with a new album at 87 years old. Way to go Doris.
     
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    Expecting a lovely day today.* Temps expected to drop from 112 to 106, and 100% guaranteed possibility of[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEqawnBsQBw"] No Rain[/ame]
    *(/sarc)
     
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    Howdy y'all. Looks like OT found some fruit...yeah. Very interesting what people like to eat.
    Greece?
    How 'bout some of this to wash it down?

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    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    Good morning happy bar people. Stand back....I brought the breakfest.
    Ill be honest. Today I feel like eating a little. Drinking a lot and shooting something. LMAO!

    Come on now....who's with me?



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    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TmgaOzps2M"]Hank William Jr's - All my rowdy friends have settled down (High Quality) - YouTube[/ame]

    Gypzy come up north for a while. Bring a sweater.
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Honey pie, you need to get us back to the states... a person could starve to death eating this stuff! (are those eggs cooked or do we just suck 'em down raw?) :omg:

    Now falena's massive pizza... that's a horse of a different color!
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Hang in there, gypz. Supposed to be a tropical depression moving into the gulf coast later this weekend... just about the time I arrive. Coincidence you say? Don't thank me... if it takes going down there and beating the rain outta 'em, I'm just the one to handle it!

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    (ask me if I care if it rains while I'm there? NO WAY! BRING IT ON!!!!)

    106 here today, too. Stiflin hot, ain't it? :sun:
     
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    Have you people eva tried washing windows, or da ca? Works like a charm, most of the time.:mrgreen: Well, sometimes.
     
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    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    Are you high already?

    Wash the ca?

    Whats that? Fill in the blank?
    Wash the car?
    Wash the cat?
    Wash the castrated neighbor?
    Wash the cardboard cutout of LongJohnDonggoneit? LMFAO!! Thank God I am demure with earing on this morning!

    What the hell is was da ca?
     
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  18. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    I think that was her Boston accent. You know, pawk the ca in tha garaaage?

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    WTF??? How'd you do that falena!!! And now I'm editing your post??

    Craaaaazy! The place is going crazy!!!
     
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    Lmclto, now who's high?
     
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    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    I totally suck. I just edited your post. A thing I was told never ever to do. Im sure because I was told never ever do it that is why I am doing it subconsciously.

    Thats two times in a week. God help this board!
     
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    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    ROTFLMAO it get worse!!
    I just edited Smarties post. I am absolutely not suppose to do that unless a member asks.

    Smartie, did you want that post edited? Just say yes in case any Mods are reading the bar. Hi Cen! lol
     
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    See, smartie isn't high either. Must be Yankee air.
     
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    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    Oh that is excellent! We chatted in one post. Ive never seen that before. A first.

    I have to go to the place with no electricity now.

    You all have a good day and Ill talk to you when I get home.
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Yes, falena... remember when I PMed you and asked you to edit my post?

    ROFLMAO
     
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