Snow White and Seven People Who Need their University Loans Paid Off

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowb...ite-Seven-Politically-Correct-Companions.html

Wow you can tell this movie is just going to be TERRIBLE.

So they've removed the seven dwarfs because of course in this day and age you can't have dwarfs even if they were in the source material and the prior movie of based on this source material.

Instead they've got to juice it up and fix it for "modern audiences" and I'm sure that will involve a bunch of woke preaching and lecturing from the people on screen who are supposed to be entertaining you.

You hear that everyone? This Snow White is going to save herself. She's to amazing and powerful to need a prince, or even a hero's journey which would be a compelling story as part of the film plot. She's going to just manifest herself into her final destiny and all will be fun and games along the way.

As for the seven whatever they end being since they aren't dwarfs, well they look like Biden will try to pay off their loans because as cast they look like a bunch of... college students who will cheer on the strong and powerful Snow White as she realizes her true self.

Boy I bet the writers and actors and looking forward to their increased percentage of streaming revenue when this falls out of theaters after a half dozen weeks and goes to the dustbin of Disney+ forever. What a win that will be!

 

If they went old school casting I still wouldn't see it because, you know, I am an adult.

 

Will one of the dwarfs be Sleazy?

 

Wadda you know, yet another group for leftists to disrespect...dwarfs. Why didn't they just write a different story. Maybe "Princess Brown And Her Seven Beta Boys."