The phony Titanic 'sinking'

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  1. sparky2

    sparky2 Banned

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    This Government conspiracy goes far back, much further back than any of you can imagine.

    Take the case of HMS Titanic, which supposedly ‘sank’ at 11:40 p.m. on Sunday evening April 14, 1912.

    The Government would have you believe that this mammoth technological marvel, a truly unsinkable ship, went to a dark and water grave after merely brushing an iceberg in the north Atlantic.

    Undeniable FACTS which fly in the face of the Government claim that the ship sank:

    * The United States senate investigation reported that 1,522 people ‘perished’ in the accident, when in reality it is a fact that they just haven’t been SEEN since 14 April 1912.
    Where did they really go?
    Witnesses must be silenced.
    Who was in power at the time of the fake ship sinking, and who most profited from their disappearance?

    * On the night of the supposed sinking, witnesses reported that black smoke was emanating from the Titanic’s triple smoke stacks. It is a FACT that sinking cruise liners do not emit black smoke, nor do they buckle or break in half.

    * The Titanic was constructed of a steel core, surrounded by steel spars and decking.
    STEEL CANNOT SINK OR FALL AT THE SPEED OF GRAVITY.
    If you dispute this FACT, you are a liar.

    * The Titanic sailed from her home port of Southampton, England; to Cherbourg, France; Queenstown , Ireland; then steamed toward New York City, New York. In the United States, the most morally-bankrupt of all western nations. Somewhere between Europe and the USA, the ship simply vanished. Never to be seen again.

    Until the Titanic was conveniently ‘found’ again by Bob Ballard, an AMERICAN, on the ocean floor, and was presumed to have sunk all those years ago!!

    Hoorah!! The mystery was finally solved!
    (Or so it would seem.)

    There are simply too many questions here, and it’s definitely a good point to bring up that maybe ‘the iceberg’ and the government aren't the only two places we should be looking. No one ever seems to say anything about that.

    Perhaps there is another structural reason not yet discovered as to why the Titanic was relocated, and harvested of her treasures, it seems highly unlikely that the government would have planned the fake sinking - but there are many other non-government groups that could benefit from a Titanic-type event. The question of the phony iceberg incident is certainly up in the air.

    (And stop blaming Jane Fonda for the Titanic ‘disaster’. She was smiling and laughing at some totally unrelated joke that the film crew told, right before her picture was taken there at Titanic Book Depository near Dealy Plaza in Dallas. On November 22nd, 1963.)

    :-|
     
  2. Makedde

    Makedde New Member Past Donor

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    Biggest load of offensive garbage I have read. The people haven't been seen because they drowned!!! The ship didn't just hit an iceberg, it had the sides of the boat ripped to shreds. If enough water comes in, that can make the ship buckle and break in half, which we know it did because EXPERTS tell us that is what happened.

    There is no conspiracy. None at all. Your post is offensive and ridiculous and I hope none of the family members of the victims read this garbage.
     
  3. TheTaoOfBill

    TheTaoOfBill Well-Known Member

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    LMAO! There were survivors you twit! 700 of them to be exact. All with the same story! The Titanic hit an iceberg and sank. Seek help.
     
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    Beevee Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Actually, I think you might be onto something.

    It wasn't really built Belfast by Harland & Wolff but by Halliburton and taken piece by piece to New York, where it was constructed on the Hudson and towed into the Atlantic for it's maiden voyage. The passengers were all Americans but the crew were Muslims.

    You are right. It didn't sink. One of the crew set it afire with a match when lighting his Chesterfield.

    The new film is in production and will premier on 4th July next in Beijing.
     
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    Makedde New Member Past Donor

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    I guess they were all either paid by the government to keep quiet, or abducted by aliens.
     
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    Hoosier8 Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Bwahahahahaha! Brilliant! This is the best parody of conspiracy theory I have ever seen.
     
  7. sparky2

    sparky2 Banned

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    (takes a bow)

    Thank you, thank you.

    I was wondering how long it would take before somebody got it.
     
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    TheTaoOfBill Well-Known Member

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    half the conspiracies in here feel like jokes.
     
  9. Colonel K

    Colonel K Well-Known Member

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    It's RMS, not HMS. All the conspiracies seem like jokes, though obviously not funny for the foil hat brigade.
     
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    CanadianEye Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    That was an excellent and very creative parody. I enjoyed the read.
     

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