What will the world look like in 2059?

Well? Here are a few of my predictions.

1. Ozone created by electric cars will kill millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexiformia, formerly known as California.

2. White minorities are still petitioning to have English recognized as Mexiformia's third language.

3. Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern US crops and livestock.

4. Last Castro finally dies at age 112. Cuban cigars are finally allowed to be sold in the US, however, it is illegal to smoke them.....anywhere.

5. Obama's great granddaughter is president and becomes the first lesbian pedophile to be President.

6. Conservative polygamists in Utah are being rounded up and charged with sexual deviancy.

7. George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2060. He says to win, the GOP should finally acknowledge pedophiles as a legitimate lifestyle and embrace the new mandate for abortions for couples who are not first approved by government officials. These officials must first be consulted by having their unborn children genetically screened and overseen by selected physicians. This all needs to be done to decrease the dangerously high population levels and also reduce medical costs for allowing defective children to be born that are not cost effective.

8. The yearly deficit reaches $20 trillion. To reduce expenses, the NSA has come up with an implant that can be used as a communication device, tracking device, and monetary device. You can use it as a cell phone, you can use it as a credit card, you can use it as a health history for medical treatment, and a tracking device in case you ever get lost or to use against anyone one running from the law etc. No more cheating on taxes or money under the table not recorded by the IRS. These measures will not only cut costs and bring in increased revenue, they will also strengthen our homeland security. Those refusing to take the implants, conservative Christians who claim it is the mark of the beast, will be jailed and beheaded for refusing the Islamic NSA mandate and labeled a collective detriment to society.

9. Guam, the 58th state, finally tips over. Scientists blame it on the rising ocean levels due to global warming.

10. Massachusetts renews Salem witch laws and executes last conservative left in that state.

 

Yessss,, you are talking about the US. What about the rest of the world?

 

I'll put a million down against every single prediction. You game?

 

New Zealand becomes part of the Australian Commonwealth

Victoria is expelled from the Australian Commonwealth.

Australia leads a UN push to quarantine the US from the rest of the world. 209 nations approve the motion. Israel abstains

 

Sure. By the year 2059 that will be pocket change.

 

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

1. The United States dissolves, the Native Americans finally get their own country.

2. China is the sole super power and the only space capable nation left.

3. A nuclear cloud sits over the Middle East actually from Egypt to Pakistan.

4. All of the Pacific islands are under water.

5. All of the polar ice is gone. So is winter. All drinking water comes from the ocean.

6. Religion still exists.

7. The EU still exists, but the recession never ends.

8. intellectuals flee to Mongolia.

 

If the Tea Party gets their way, the world will be like "Mad Max:Return to Thunderdome", people will be fighting to the death for a gallon of gas to entertain billionaire warlords.

 

The world will be a cold dead rock floating in space, where the civilization destroyed itself a half century ago. Rome....the final version.

 

Black hair everywhere.

 

What you predict we will lose the technology to wax in the next 40 years? What an obscure thing to predict

 

Coming sooner than you think.

 

The Hunger Games...

I expect anyone with notions of living as a free person will have long since been disposed of. The world will be a global gulag by that time.

 

A global quarantine from the rest of the world? Sigh, if only... that would truly be utopia.

 

montra is spot on. All conservatives should lock themselves in their fallout shelters and throw away the key.

 

After we simultaneously set the bombs off however, then we'll hit the shelters.

 

She will be considered well educated come 2059.

http://theutubeblog.com/2007/08/26/miss-south-carolina-stumped-by-question-in-teen-usa/

 

11. What abortion clinics will look like in 2059.

 

12. Feeling the need to win elections, the GOP right to life movement decides to pander to the blood thirsty heartless American voter by supporting abortion rights. However, to try and maintain some appearance of difference from the DNC, the right to life movement supports the right of living animals to eat their young rather than simply flushing their babies down toilets.

 

In 2059 environmentalists will still be claiming the work will end in 50 years.

 

Outsourcing will be fully automated and the American dreams will be only a distant memory.

 

A lot of people on here have a good... Well this.

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People will be much smarter, us old people at the time will be complaining about the next generation and how it's gonna be the last, the national debt will be $250 trillion and people will still be talking about paying it off, gays will be married, people will be having abortions, and hopefully we find some new cures for diseases.

 

Poor reactionaries. They scare the bejeezus out of themselves every morning since their minds only know hate and fear.
What a sad existence.

 

"Hate and fear" is all that's left. The rest of everything else has either been sold off or outsourced, and I'm sure soon they corporate slime will think of a way to market and sell that too.