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And a tautology is a tautology.

 

It is what it is happens to be a more polite way to say what the sage advice given in that old movie Risky Business was if you happen to have ever seen it. "Sometimes you just gotta say ..."

 

How one judges another says more about the judge than the judged.

 

Honestly, I totally agree. I just couldn't help insert the pun.

Acceptance - the last stage of grief and the first stage of serenity.

 

Tell it to the judge!

 

I always enjoy it when my wife covers herself in blankets then turns on the fan because she's hot. While staying under the blankets of course.

 

That reminds me of the 'ole "friendly fire" oxymoron.

 

Like myself, she probably NEEDS a blanket on to sleep. I cannot fall asleep without a blanket on me. Also, I like the sound of the fan. It lulls me to sleep. I even turn it on during the winter time.

 

Not another one!

 

The noise of a fan will lull you to sleep and a blanket is pure comfort.

 

From my collection of personal favorites:

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office." ~ Aesop

Every thought that you have, and every feeling that you have, is conditioned by what you believe to be real. --- Fred Alan Wolf

“A mummy is something that never stops giving.” – a noted archeologist

People think that scientists like to understand things. Really though, scientists like to not understand things because that gives us something to do. ----Prof. Lawrence M. Krauss

Grabel's law: 2 is not equal to 3 - not even for large values of 2.

When the Baath party was finally ejected from his town, and when asked what he wanted now that Hussein’s people were gone, one old Iraqi gent responded: “Democracy, whiskey, and sexy”.

I love only nature, and I hate mathematicians. - Richard Feynman

Physics is to Math what Sex is to Masturbation - Richard Feynman

When in trouble,
When in doubt,
Run in circles,
Scream and Shout!

The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts. -Bertrand Russell

The direction in which education starts a man will determine his future life. The Republic, bk. IV, 425 – B

What do you call the person who graduates last in his or her class, and from the worst medical school in the country? Answer: Doctor.

Some of God’s greatest gifts are unkempt campaign promises - Machiavelli

The man with the gold makes the rules - Machiavelli

Flying a plane is like riding a bike...it’s just harder to put the baseball cards in the spokes. - Robert Stack; Airplane.

 

Life's a bitch then ya die!