You might be a Democrat if

1. You think you're the smartest person in even if the other two people are Sir Isaac Newton, and Albert Einstein.

2. You think we can prevent climate from changing by allowing the government to regulate CO2.

3.You think the solution to every question is more government programs.

4.You think Donald Trump is guilty no matter that he has been acquited of all charges multiple times.

This would be the really short list of stupid things Democrats believe.

 

Well, I guess I am not a Democrat (which is true) and I don't know anyone else who fits the bill either.

 

Nah! It's just Republicans who make us look like the smartest persons by comparison.

... and there you go proving me right!

 

Democrats are not stupid. They have good hearts and bad eyesight.

 

"Liberalism is a mental disease".

 

Mr. "I've done my research," can you provide peer-reviewed professional studies that support your contention?

 

According to cons liberals are responsible for all the ills of america, so either we are that good or you guys are that bad.

 

Not responsible, they just make them worse than they otherwise would be. Ie they don't make people commit crimes, but they do make it easier to commit crimes.

 

All conservatives are crazy. They consistently vote against their own best interests and ascribe to a philosophy that says people aren't happy unless they're miserable.

 

my similar thread about "you might be a maga republican" was much more timely and certaimly more accutate and humorous. it was removed for "failure to meet thread creation guidelines" or some such butthurt maga cancel culture excuse.

1. no liberal has claimed to be "smarter than the generals," and "smarter than the doctors," and to know everything about more stuff than dear leader.

2. reducing co2 emissions would help to mitigate warming.

3. well managed, efficiently run programs can solve problems. the agriculture extension programs are a good example but there are many others.

4. trump has never been acquitted of anything. he walks free only by financial settlements, witness intimidation and the corruption of his partisans.

 

Thanks for the confirmation of my thread topic.

 

Oh and for what it's is worth more than 90% of CO2 is produced by respiration lots of luck creating a significant drop in CO2 without creating a significant drop in the number of living things on the planet.

 

Comes from having their heads in the darkest place on planet earth. And note I didn't say they were stupid I said they believe a lot of stupid crap. Some have already come in and attested to that fact.

 

No you're not responsible for all the evils in the US you just refuse to do anything about them other throw gas on the fire.

 

He was acquitted by the Senate twice.

 

Democrats believe stupid things because they are so freakin stupid as a collective of like mindedness

 

You have to be absolutely kidding.

To be a progressive liberal you have to wake up every day and find something new to be outraged about.

And just so you never forget it and for anyone new that's reading...

You are the person who stated that anyone who does not take the vaccine should be carted off to prison for one year and forcibly vaccinated, in addition to having their children permanently removed by the state and then fined $1,000.

I will never let you forget that as long as I exist on this forum and I hope you can never get with an eyesight of a city hall in even the most Podunk backwater anywhere in this nation

 

From Sciencing Magazine:
5 Causes of Global Warming 5 Causes of Global Warming

That's patently not true, BUT the America you're "againing" about had a much better social safety net for ALL Americans.

He has about a dozen investigations looking into crimes he allegedly has committed. So far he's been acquitted twice by a extremely partisan Republican Senate.

Instead it was a 4 item stupid list.

 

You start with a whataboutism. Not an suspicious beginning.

There may be five causes, and frankly I'd bet there are many more, including that giant furnace 93 million miles away, but the only one Democrats are interested in addressing is the one that will give them the most control over people's day to day lives - CO2.

Social safety net equals a myriad of government programs. Many duplicative all of which see far more money going into the pockets of bureaucrats than into the pockets of the poor, which in the end the poor and the rest of us pay for in terms of diminished opportunities. Suffice it to say that compared to the war on poverty the war on drugs has been a sparkling success.

And almost all the investigations are little more than fishing expeditions on the part overly jealous Dem prosecutors.

 

Good hearts but nonexistent critical thinking skills.

 

I would bet money that if the vote in the Senate to remove Trump from office was anonymous.
20 Republicans would have voted to remove him.
At least that many have said behind closed doors he was guilty.

 

According to who?

 

My response,

You might be a conservaitve if

• • You think "proletariat" is a type of cheese.
  • You've named your kids "Deduction one" and "Deduction two."
  • You've tried to argue that poverty could be abolished if people were just allowed to keep more of their minimum wage.
  • You've ever referred to someone as "my (insert racial or ethnic minority here) friend"
  • You've ever tried to prove Jesus was a capitalist and opposed to welfare.
  • You're a pro-lifer, but support the death penalty.
  • You think Huey Newton is a cookie.
  • The only union you support is the Baseball Players, because heck, they're richer than you.
  • You think you might remember laughing once as a kid.
  • You once broke loose at a party and removed your neck tie.
  • You call mall rent-a-cops "jack-booted thugs."
  • You've ever referred to the moral fiber of something.
  • You've ever uttered the phrase, "Why don't we just bomb the sons of bitches."
  • You've ever said, "I can't wait to get into business school."
  • You've ever called a secretary or waitress "Tootsie."
  • You answer to "The Man."
  • You don't think "The Simpsons" is all that funny, but you watch it because that Flanders fellow makes a lot of sense.
  • You fax the FBI a list of "Commies in my Neighborhood."
  
  

https://meyerweb.com/other/humor/conservative.html

 

Apparently someone who never met a conservative.

 

considering the OP was a joke, I responded with a joke.